Too Fat to be an FFDO

[b707guy]

So she's a chick with a dick!

Fortunately, it's mine! And I'm only too happy to let her have it. Now where will the 4-year-old's here go with that one?

You hit the nail on the head, CaptZ. It's all about muscle tone - hers, to be specific.:beer:

 

[nismo611]

Dude, I think you are just displaying a little jealousy.
I dated an older lady years ago who was a very actively into riding horses.
(they didnt have the term cougar back then) It wasn't my my thing,
(her riding horses) but she had some pretty amazing leg strength from doing it
which made me think she was going to crush my back at times.
Women who ride at that level are safer left on top due to some great muscle tone!
Could it be that you have spent too much time at the petting farm and
are a little confused about animals and people?

Jealous of what??????????? Since when does riding horses make you a cougar? I am not the one on here bragging about how hot my wife is. Most guys who do brag about their wife usually have some pretty doggedly looking women, I believe it is a felling of inadequacy. I know the line between people and animals, although with the people on here it is sometimes pretty blurry. Oh almost forgot it is pretty blurry with our last president as well. I hope that answered your questions captain heavy driver.

 

[nismo611]

Dude, I think you are just displaying a little jealousy.
I dated an older lady years ago who was a very actively into riding horses.
(they didnt have the term cougar back then) It wasn't my my thing,
(her riding horses) but she had some pretty amazing leg strength from doing it
which made me think she was going to crush my back at times.
Women who ride at that level are safer left on top due to some great muscle tone!
Could it be that you have spent too much time at the petting farm and
are a little confused about animals and people?

Was the lady you used to date the big and heavy you refer to in your profile?

 

[Captzaahlie]

Was the lady you used to date the big and heavy you refer to in your profile?

No, actually she was the "cougar or milf" by todays standards....
legs that wouldn't stop..... I better stop or I'll be late for class.
Hang in there nismo, you'll find that perfect woolly sheep before you know it!
BAAAAAAAAH :laugh:

 

[Captzaahlie]

Jealous of what??????????? Since when does riding horses make you a cougar? I am not the one on here bragging about how hot my wife is. Most guys who do brag about their wife usually have some pretty doggedly looking women, I believe it is a felling of inadequacy. I know the line between people and animals, although with the people on here it is sometimes pretty blurry. Oh almost forgot it is pretty blurry with our last president as well. I hope that answered your questions captain heavy driver.

In retrospect I see i was a little vague, the fact she rode had nothing to do with the fact that she was a 'cougar' she only wanted a boy toy and i was lucky enough to be it until something better came along. The comparison I was trying to make was the fact that all her riding (horses) gave her some great legs and a great a$$, I'd imagine it would be like banging :beer: a professional ice a skater too..... same concept. Sure there are some guys that are all talk but some of us share this for another reason that's because it's good conversation. Not all of us feel inadequate, some of us are very lucky.
(you know the curse of the pilot, around good looking girls we talk about airplanes around airplanes we talk about good looking girls......)
I'll change my avatar just for you nismo, consider it an early xmas prez. It is in fact my better half, on the bow of our little C-22. I hope my gesture brightens your day.
Regarding your "out of the blue" political issues.....
Even more blurry with prez obomination if you ask me, but then again most politicians and politics in general suck as far as I'm concerned.... just my 2 cents on that topic, which I wont pursue any farther because discussing politics is like arguing with a barking dog in most cases. Last but not least, I'm just a lowly heavy FO these days, but happy to have the job none the less after surviving my first furlough of 13 months. I'd change the name but it's not an option and one day I'd like to have as many posts as "the general" ( it gives me reason to keep living.......) so I cant start all over with a corrected handle.

 

[Colonel Savage]

...And regarding occupying the seat with the fat Captain, that's classic, Colonel! :laugh:

It would certianly explain why she's afraid of being hit by an accidential discharge.

 

[Captzaahlie]

Pilot eye candy......http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-TbdcR5Nc




Those Mexicans know how to advertise and apparently this was
for some charity too.... so it's perfectly OK to drool!imp:

http://www.flightglobal.com/blogs/flight-international/2009/01/viva-aerobus-charity-calendar.html

 

[Captzaahlie]

Overwing exit & entry demonstration:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8KpgcHlYM


Of course this has nothing to do with Overweight FFDO's....
forgive me for getting off topic, somebody apparently got
me thinking about my favorite animal the 'beaver".

 

[regionaltard]

Am I too late to get a free pony?

 

[CA1900]

Overwing exit & entry demonstration:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr8KpgcHlYM

Thank you for that! :beer: