Too Fat to be an FFDO

[Bally]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

 

[ERfly]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

With a statement like that, may not be the worst option.

 

[crj567]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

With grammar like that-I would agree that a bullet may be entirely appropriate for you.

-It sure would be no great loss for society.

 

[captfred]

Yikes you guys are harsh.

 

[Scope out RJ's]

With grammar like that-I would agree that a bullet may be entirely appropriate for you.

-It sure would be no great loss for society.

With stupidity like that, it sure would be no great loss........Except for your clients in the men's room in the ATL airport!:laugh:

 

[Saluki Dawg]

Does the TSA or who ever regulates FFDO’s have a weight limit?

I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude whose blubber role(s) on his gut is so big that his gun is tightly wedged between his blubber and seat arm rest. If he had too quickly pull out the gun, turn and fire, I am pretty sure that I am the one who is going to get shot.

Let me guess. CAL Captain?

 

[RedDogC130]

with a statment like that...I almost thought it was me....but then I am not in the left seat...so phew

 

[crashpad]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

 

[75M]

You have a pony?

 

[inline]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

Spoken like a true democrat. EVERY pilot should be armed!

 

[Whataburger]

If you can't be too fat to be a flight attendant, you can't be too fat to be an FFDO.

 

[trip]

You didn't say I could have a real pony?

 

[CA1900]

You didn't ask.

 

[clippyrip]

Giving pilots pee-shooters is yet another assinine govt. program to stroke the pony.

You stroke ponys?

 

[XR650R]

Spoken like a true democrat. EVERY pilot should be armed!

Spoken like a true Officer Tackleberry.

 

[clippyrip]

Spoken like a true Officer Tackleberry.

He probably has the American flag(w/an eagle) back window cover on his truck.

 

[Kharma Police]

He probably has the American flag(w/an eagle) back window cover on his truck.

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

 

[clippyrip]

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

Haha you wish. Go have another Budweiser and cut the sleeves off of your Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.

 

[Kharma Police]

Haha you wish. Go have another Budweiser and cut the sleeves off of your Lynyrd Skynyrd shirt.

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!! Let me guess, you like mojitos, apple martinis and you listen to Moby, The Pet Shop Boys and the B-52s?

 

[Ticker]

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!!

+1 man!