Too Fat to be an FFDO

[clippyrip]

Skynyrd and PBR, HELL YEAH!!!! Let me guess, you like mojitos, apple martinis and you listen to Moby, The Pet Shop Boys and the B-52s?

haha, PBR me ASAP.

Let me guess, you like taking your kids to Wal Mart to spank them and sleeping in your van down by the river.

Tell me, why are the only toys your kids have are Happy Meal toys?

 

[Kharma Police]

haha, PBR me ASAP.

Let me guess, you like taking your kids to Wal Mart to spank them and sleeping in your van down by the river.

I do like Wal-Mart, low prices on frosty cold PBR. You probably bring your hemp bags to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. Assuming you are what your rainbow community calls a "breeder", believe in reasoning with your child once he throws a hissy fit because he doesn't want to wear his Obama Hope or Che Guevara t-shirt.

 

[get2flyin]

I bet the pilots of the four planes that were lost on 9/11 thought about how handy a gun might have been right before they got their throats slit. The people who disagree with the program are under no obligation to participate. Let the rest of us defend you.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I bet the pilots of the four planes that were lost on 9/11 thought about how handy a gun might have been right before they got their throats slit. The people who disagree with the program are under no obligation to participate. Let the rest of us defend you.

Amen!!!!!!!

 

[UAL-GSO]

Damn I love Flightinfo.com! :laugh:

 

[Little_Bill]

A Pony-Click me below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RDLqb3umsw


When I was a little girl in Poland I had a pony.

 

[Max Powers]

You probably have a rainbow flag on the back of your hybrid.

Actually It's pure electric and I'm worth over three million dolla so just go holla. Dem pilots rule...we're married to hot skinny chics, while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

 

[b707guy]

...while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

My hot, skinny, Republican wife drives a Cummins Dodge dually with a 6-speed manual. You can let her kick your butt any time!:laugh:

 

[EMBpilot]

Let me guess. CAL Captain?

Amen, brother!!

 

[clippyrip]

Actually It's pure electric and I'm worth over three million dolla so just go holla. Dem pilots rule...we're married to hot skinny chics, while you republican boys have to go home to your fat SUV driving house wives.

+2.

My tofu eating, yoga class going, bottle recycling girl is skinny and hot.

 

[clippyrip]

I do like Wal-Mart, low prices on frosty cold PBR. You probably bring your hemp bags to Trader Joe's or Whole Foods. Assuming you are what your rainbow community calls a "breeder", believe in reasoning with your child once he throws a hissy fit because he doesn't want to wear his Obama Hope or Che Guevara t-shirt.

Haha. I think its time to feed your fat kid more fish sticks and tater tots. Be sure to back that up with a can of Safeway brand soda and a Flintstones push up. Little Republicans in the making.

FYI, not all food has to come from a drive through...

 

[pilotpm]

FYI, not all food has to come from a drive through...

Only the best does!

 

[boxjockey]

Please mommy, make them stop!!!!!!

box

 

[waveflyer]

My hot, skinny, Republican wife drives a Cummins Dodge dually with a 6-speed manual. You can let her kick your butt any time!:laugh:

Hot republican women are the best- but I bet she's f^cking a democrat- they want you for the mortgage and church - and us bc we still have abs

married women are so grateful...

 

[Kharma Police]

Haha. I think its time to feed your fat kid more fish sticks and tater tots. Be sure to back that up with a can of Safeway brand soda and a Flintstones push up. Little Republicans in the making.

FYI, not all food has to come from a drive through...

My kids get plenty of exercise chasing down fat Michael Moore leftist pinko wannabes who use food stamps to buy Ho-Ho's and Twinkies.

 

[UAL'01]

I can only hope that you fly your airplanes with more professionalism than you are displaying here. You guys actually make me feel like I owe the general public an apology.

 

[clippyrip]

I can only hope that you fly your airplanes with more professionalism than you are displaying here. You guys actually make me feel like I owe the general public an apology.

The only thing you should apologize for is that lame avatar you are using. If you put a construction hat on that avatar it could join the village people.

 

[Kharma Police]

The only thing you should apologize for is that lame avatar you are using. If you put a construction hat on that avatar it could join the village people.

LOL! Now, that's something we can agree on!

 

[Colonel Savage]

...I’m in the right seat of the 737 with this fat dude....

Do you often occupy the same seat together, or was this an unusual circumstance?

 

[b707guy]

Hot republican women are the best- but I bet she's f^cking a democrat- they want you for the mortgage and church - and us bc we still have abs

married women are so grateful...

I presume you're talking about someone Else's wife, right? Mine can pay the mortgage, hasn't been to church in years, doesn't like Sarah Palin, rides horses like there's no tomorrow, and can put any idiot in his or her place before they even know they had a place waiting for them. And I'm no Democrat, even though my six, I mean, eight pack abs are cleverly hidden behind a cozy layer of beer insulation.

And regarding occupying the seat with the fat Captain, that's classic, Colonel! :laugh: