Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[8HourPilot]

"I like that vibe. $hit dude, that was funny!:laugh:

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.
I hope my story is the first of many good ones and pales in comparission to other peoples. Ok. Enough of that banter. I've only been at the airlines a year and we dont do overnights alot. So I have only a few note worthy stories while "on the road". Night before first day of IOE in Texas, bored at the hotel, wander into the "bar/lounge" to see two cute girls sitting at the stools, open seats at both end. Sit one stool away and order a drink while waiting for the "right time" to jump into the convo. Start talking, one girl is a southern chick from Alabama, the other from Philly. Both Flight Attendants in training, class started tomorrow for them. We fastfoward an hour to us playing flip cup in my hotel room with bud light. One girl is like off the charts hot, the alabama one, but I'm thinkin to myself, "Good luck breaking into that force-field." The other one is cute/satisfactory/ok/do-able but is putting out the "EAAAAAAASY" vibe. I like that vibe. I drink more. I make my choice. It is a hard one, but I must go for the sure thing. I come to terms with my choice. Story of my life. Hot girl says she must go to bed. Do-able girl stays. Drink more. Cute/do-able girl becomes pretty darn cute girl. I make my move and it is welcomed. Sweeeet. Fast foward another hmm...hour?..... Bed is broken. It's her fault, she got too excited, yep. Hope the neighboors didn't complain. 1am. Must sleep now, on the un-broken bed next to mine. Noon show for first day of IOE. First day goes well, since I'm in a good mood. She comes back the next day again. Too bad I have to see her hot a$$ friend also and second guess my choice.
Side note: That has happened more than once to me, been in a setting with a very very attractive girl that doesn't appear to be easy, and with a girl that is attractive, but nothing special that will take far less effort to attain. What a paradox???
That is one of my stories, If more good ones are posted I will divulge another one or two. Hope to read some better ones that start like "So after after we put the 767 to bed at the gate me and some hot flight attendants went out for a few drinks in Singapore and later that night........"

 

[PacoPollo]

I have a girlfriend in Mongolia, Japan, China, Uzbekistan, Hong Kong, and Vietnam. I am sure I missed a few of them too, and of course I have my wife in the states too. The Asians love American pilots. The great thing is they do not care if you have a girlfriend in every country, a wife at home, or whatever. Asia is the place to be. And there is no fear about the wife finding out, none of them speak English!!!

Me soo horny.Me love u long time...

 

[tracearabians]

Tell me your stories.:nuts:

This is a cute post, I've got some harmless road stories if anyone is curious! Lol, bring a drink since this is the tipsy post, I'm having some wine!

 

[MissKittyKat]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style! Ok, anyone want to tell of their tail stories? Lol!

You gotta love aviation!

 

[mcjohn]

You don't see many threads like this at PPW. Nice It Will Roll!

 

[HarryShadow]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style!

I feel a new story brewing now...keep drinking that wine!!!

 

[MissKittyKat]

Ok, since this is aviation, with pilots and flight attendants and all the rest, including the rampys. We are just humans! You go away for x amount of days, put up with crap from screw scheduling, and sigh, you are on a rest!

You bond as a crew, ( a good thing!) the crew needs to get along! When the crew gets along, everyone is happy! Story #1!

 

[Dangerkitty]

I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly!

Yeah, because you are so easy to understand as it is.

 

[AerroMatt]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

"Here, KittyKittyKittyKittyKitty..."

 

[tracearabians]

Tail on the road!

Not a lot of stories here, buuuut! Back when I was instructing, there was this one particular young lady that loved to fly nude. We did make a few practice emergency landings at this out of the way grass strip!!:nuts:

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style! Ok, anyone want to tell of their tail stories? Lol!

You gotta love aviation!

 

[tracearabians]

Kitty, clean out your private mail. Tried to PM you and couldn't.

Ok, since this is aviation, with pilots and flight attendants and all the rest, including the rampys. We are just humans! You go away for x amount of days, put up with crap from screw scheduling, and sigh, you are on a rest!

You bond as a crew, ( a good thing!) the crew needs to get along! When the crew gets along, everyone is happy! Story #1!

 

[A1FlyBoy]

If you ever over night at ORD, gota check out the Sheraton Four Points Hotel Lounge on Irving Park Road. The guy who does the hostess hiring there does it like the the airlines used to. Tall, slim, sexy, and has em wearing heels.

Oh yeah, the bar is full of crews and locals.

 

[MissKittyKat]

Here is a funny one! I was 21, yes it rhymes! We had some good looking hunks, some rampy guys come up from Iad to Bos, to help out at NYA. ( the old New York Air)! A whole bunch of us partied, the guys got drunk and I took advantage of one the hunks! He was pretty sad when I didn't call him the next day! whoops! Story #2

 

[Dangerkitty]

Here is a funny one! I was 21, yes it rhymes! We had some good looking hunks, some rampy guys come up from Iad to Bos, to help out at NYA. ( the old New York Air)! A whole bunch of us partied, the guys got drunk and I took advantage of one the hunks! He was pretty sad when I didn't call him the next day! whoops! Story #2

Wow, what a laugh riot.

 

[mcjohn]

Hello Kitty! Maybe you're the one in my avatar. Looks like she might be close to hangin with some "rampy guys."