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If you want to hear "tail on the road" stories, find a retired guy who was in his 30's in 1975. It was a very different era. Buy him a few beers. They all have dozens if not hundreds - Most of them involve hot tubs, alcohol, beaches, groups, and little clothing.
 
Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

It Will Roll said:
First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.
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Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.
 
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A1FlyBoy said:
.........The guy who does the hostess hiring there does it like the the airlines used to. Tall, slim, sexy, and has em wearing heels.
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Thats how my restaurant/lounge will be. :cool:
 
AWACO said:
Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.
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Whos a broke dork? Maybe someone took the wrong job?
 
AWACO, dont take it out on me if your single and dont get any, or have a wife/girlfriend and dont get any. MOST pilots are broke dorks, but i'm just broke, thank you. What a loser. First of all, since you cant do reading comprehension like we learned in 5th grade, I mentioned "we dont do overnights" so I never go to bars with the captain/crew. Secondly I never play the pilot card with girls. I only get into it when asked, thats my rule. So maybe you're laughing at me, but not everyone. You're not as cool as you think. It was a cool idea for a thread and I responded to it with a story. So what? Im guessing you have zero good stories. Dork.
 
RichardRambone said:
Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.
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speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.
 
I would love to hear your stories!!!!:beer:
skygirl1968 said:
speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.
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Uh........I choose no comment on this thread.
 
I could tell stories up the kazoo, but doesn't mean I was involved. Lol, there has to be some humor here, and don't forget bring your wine or favorite scotch! I just don't know where to begin the stories, and honestly they are all good! I had this close to 60 year Captain one day, ( I loved him as a pilot I wish I knew where he was today!)

He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned? I didn't know what he was talking about until I asked someone else!!!!!! LOL! it was so innocent, but he meant it! rolling on the floor! It is a good night!

Smiling!
 
Hahahahahaha
 
well, there was this one time, at band camp....
 
skygirl1968 said:
well, there was this one time, at band camp....
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There was a FA at CoEx we used to call "band camp".....


.... I just wish the FA's at my current job were younger then my Mom.
 
FlyingSig said:
There was a FA at CoEx we used to call "band camp".....


.... I just wish the FA's at my current job were younger then my Mom.
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LOL...I've actually got a story to tell, just gotta clean it up before I write it. Lets just say that it involves a very drunk F/A in training and a video camera. ;)
 
Clean out your mail. Tried to pm you this am and couldn't.
MissKittyKat said:
I could tell stories up the kazoo, but doesn't mean I was involved. Lol, there has to be some humor here, and don't forget bring your wine or favorite scotch! I just don't know where to begin the stories, and honestly they are all good! I had this close to 60 year Captain one day, ( I loved him as a pilot I wish I knew where he was today!)

He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned? I didn't know what he was talking about until I asked someone else!!!!!! LOL! it was so innocent, but he meant it! rolling on the floor! It is a good night!

Smiling!
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one night in RDU, and i was on an overnight with a notoriously "partying" capt (it was my first overnight with this particular capt). my office was in the f/a jumpseat of a DO328 jet, so i was the only f/a (overnights were pretty fun because there was just 3 of us). ok, so...we ended up going to a pretty cool local bar and ran into a group of f/a trainees. we started socializing with them and my capt became rather 'fond' of one of the trainees and asked me to sweet talk her into hooking up with him. i just relayed to her that he was 'warm for her form' and she was already so drunk that she bit the bait. he bought her drinks all night and got her pretty drunk. enough so that he talked her into coming back to our hotel with us around 1am. we all 4 (capt, f.o., myself, and the f/a trainee) ended up in the f.o.'s room at the hotel doing shots and getting completely obliterated. good thing our show time wasn't until 2pm the next day. this chick got so drunk that she was stripping, dancing, you name it. well mr. party capt gets out his little camcorder and talks the f.o. into doing some video taping of the nights calamities. things got enough out of hand that when i woke up the next morning i had barely any recollection of the previous nights activities. i watched the video and was not at all surprised to see that some, ahem, 'sexual' activities had been captured :nuts: (no, i was not involved, not only was i married i was the first to pass out...with my respect intact). dunno what happened to the little trainee, i'm sure she missed class because i woke up around 10ish and she was still passed out in the capt's bed. needless to say, this was the start of a 4 day trip and this little adventure was all i heard about for the next 3 days. it was a lot of fun, and we made a 'vegas' type pact that whatever happens on a trip, stays on a trip. therefore, no names have been mentioned. a fun time was had by all!
 
awaco sooo coool.

[/quote]Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.[/quote]

you are so bad to bone because you don't play the pilot card. I'm tired of cool pilots like you. We'll have this out on a new thread.
 
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Okay, here's my encounter, and it's a darn good one. A few years back I was flying regularly into BOS and got to know a cute corporate F/A who also flew in and out of there often. She had a great personality and looked pretty much how a F/A should look (slim, attractive, always dressed in low-cut blazer with matching miniskirt). We hit it off and often went out on date whenever our schedules crossed on layovers. One day I flew in just as she was getting ready to go out on a trip. To cut to the chase, after spending some time together in the FBO lobby we decided to "go for a quickie" almost on a dare. Lacking any privacy in the FBO and after noticing how her pilots were caught up on paperwork in flight planning, we went into her Falcon 900 and "got it on" for the next half hour or so. We got done just in time before the pilots came back out and even managed to keep the cabin tidy so as not to raise any suspicion. :nuts:
 
Attaboy!
 
Hey Now!!!!!!!
 
Man there is another good one I really want to tell, but this one is locked away in the "I really shouldn't speak of this ever again" vault... The other one I have about some chick in Cancun is just too vulgar to tell on this message board..
 
It will roll said:
Man there is another good one I really want to tell, but this one is locked away in the "I really shouldn't speak of this ever again" vault... The other one I have about some chick in Cancun is just too vulgar to tell on this message board..
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just pm the stories to me and i'll post them as this happened to "my friend"
 
Hah, I could but now my cover is blown. Gotta wait for the dust to settle.
 
MissKittyKat said:
He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned?
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That's just it isn't it, fish do get boned.
 
phishn@daves said:
That's just it isn't it, fish do get boned.
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Haha, made my morning.
 
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