Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[NW_Pilot]

I got taken to and abandoned at a swinger’s party in KC, MO! That was my best trip ever ferrying airplanes and by sure the most fun. I hooked up with a rather psychotic girl in Casper, WY also!


I recommend that you look at clubforeplay.com if you are ever traveling through Kansas City area on a weekend!

Usually costs $40.00 to go to a party (single makes are limited) you bring your own booze/beverages don’t forget the rain coats…. Go to a local bar and just ask the female humans if they want to go to a party and you both get in for usually around $20.00

Remember when dealing with female humans if you don’t take the test how do you know if you’re going to pass!

 

[It will roll]

SIG, you bring up a good point. Didn't think of it that way, I usually have my way of doing things, which is to go for the sure thing. When looking at a hot girl and thinking, I donno, she's a bit hotter than I usually go for, remember what a wise man once said; "For every hot girl, there is a guy that is tired of banging her." It'll put a smirk on your face, which is how it all starts......

 

[GVJeff]

Have any of you ever gotten tail on the road? And I am talking about human tail not like 737 tail. You married how did that go down?

Oh yea
Thanks

I have a girlfriend in Mongolia, Japan, China, Uzbekistan, Hong Kong, and Vietnam. I am sure I missed a few of them too, and of course I have my wife in the states too. The Asians love American pilots. The great thing is they do not care if you have a girlfriend in every country, a wife at home, or whatever. Asia is the place to be. And there is no fear about the wife finding out, none of them speak English!!!

 

[Dangerkitty]

I have a girlfriend in Mongolia, Japan, China, Uzbekistan, Hong Kong, and Vietnam. I am sure I missed a few of them too, and of course I have my wife in the states too. The Asians love American pilots. The great thing is they do not care if you have a girlfriend in every country, a wife at home, or whatever. Asia is the place to be. And there is no fear about the wife finding out, none of them speak English!!!

Are you the guy that got banned from NBAA's Airmail?

 

[phishn@daves]

I have a girlfriend in Mongolia, Japan, China, Uzbekistan, Hong Kong, and Vietnam. I am sure I missed a few of them too, and of course I have my wife in the states too. The Asians love American pilots. The great thing is they do not care if you have a girlfriend in every country, a wife at home, or whatever. Asia is the place to be. And there is no fear about the wife finding out, none of them speak English!!!

............from the only honest guy here.

 

[8HourPilot]

"I like that vibe. $hit dude, that was funny!:laugh:

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.
I hope my story is the first of many good ones and pales in comparission to other peoples. Ok. Enough of that banter. I've only been at the airlines a year and we dont do overnights alot. So I have only a few note worthy stories while "on the road". Night before first day of IOE in Texas, bored at the hotel, wander into the "bar/lounge" to see two cute girls sitting at the stools, open seats at both end. Sit one stool away and order a drink while waiting for the "right time" to jump into the convo. Start talking, one girl is a southern chick from Alabama, the other from Philly. Both Flight Attendants in training, class started tomorrow for them. We fastfoward an hour to us playing flip cup in my hotel room with bud light. One girl is like off the charts hot, the alabama one, but I'm thinkin to myself, "Good luck breaking into that force-field." The other one is cute/satisfactory/ok/do-able but is putting out the "EAAAAAAASY" vibe. I like that vibe. I drink more. I make my choice. It is a hard one, but I must go for the sure thing. I come to terms with my choice. Story of my life. Hot girl says she must go to bed. Do-able girl stays. Drink more. Cute/do-able girl becomes pretty darn cute girl. I make my move and it is welcomed. Sweeeet. Fast foward another hmm...hour?..... Bed is broken. It's her fault, she got too excited, yep. Hope the neighboors didn't complain. 1am. Must sleep now, on the un-broken bed next to mine. Noon show for first day of IOE. First day goes well, since I'm in a good mood. She comes back the next day again. Too bad I have to see her hot a$$ friend also and second guess my choice.
Side note: That has happened more than once to me, been in a setting with a very very attractive girl that doesn't appear to be easy, and with a girl that is attractive, but nothing special that will take far less effort to attain. What a paradox???
That is one of my stories, If more good ones are posted I will divulge another one or two. Hope to read some better ones that start like "So after after we put the 767 to bed at the gate me and some hot flight attendants went out for a few drinks in Singapore and later that night........"

 

[PacoPollo]

I have a girlfriend in Mongolia, Japan, China, Uzbekistan, Hong Kong, and Vietnam. I am sure I missed a few of them too, and of course I have my wife in the states too. The Asians love American pilots. The great thing is they do not care if you have a girlfriend in every country, a wife at home, or whatever. Asia is the place to be. And there is no fear about the wife finding out, none of them speak English!!!

Me soo horny.Me love u long time...

 

[tracearabians]

Tell me your stories.:nuts:

This is a cute post, I've got some harmless road stories if anyone is curious! Lol, bring a drink since this is the tipsy post, I'm having some wine!

 

[MissKittyKat]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style! Ok, anyone want to tell of their tail stories? Lol!

You gotta love aviation!

 

[mcjohn]

You don't see many threads like this at PPW. Nice It Will Roll!