Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[HarryShadow]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style!

I feel a new story brewing now...keep drinking that wine!!!

 

[MissKittyKat]

Ok, since this is aviation, with pilots and flight attendants and all the rest, including the rampys. We are just humans! You go away for x amount of days, put up with crap from screw scheduling, and sigh, you are on a rest!

You bond as a crew, ( a good thing!) the crew needs to get along! When the crew gets along, everyone is happy! Story #1!

 

[Dangerkitty]

I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly!

Yeah, because you are so easy to understand as it is.

 

[AerroMatt]

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

"Here, KittyKittyKittyKittyKitty..."

 

[tracearabians]

Tail on the road!

Not a lot of stories here, buuuut! Back when I was instructing, there was this one particular young lady that loved to fly nude. We did make a few practice emergency landings at this out of the way grass strip!!:nuts:

Trace, Hi there! I've got some funny stories! But I must word them properly! LOl! stay tuned!

By the way trace, you are one of the most friendly persons here, you always have such innocent humor, and everyone needs a good laugh to make thier day. I like your style! Ok, anyone want to tell of their tail stories? Lol!

You gotta love aviation!

 

[tracearabians]

Kitty, clean out your private mail. Tried to PM you and couldn't.

Ok, since this is aviation, with pilots and flight attendants and all the rest, including the rampys. We are just humans! You go away for x amount of days, put up with crap from screw scheduling, and sigh, you are on a rest!

You bond as a crew, ( a good thing!) the crew needs to get along! When the crew gets along, everyone is happy! Story #1!

 

[A1FlyBoy]

If you ever over night at ORD, gota check out the Sheraton Four Points Hotel Lounge on Irving Park Road. The guy who does the hostess hiring there does it like the the airlines used to. Tall, slim, sexy, and has em wearing heels.

Oh yeah, the bar is full of crews and locals.

 

[MissKittyKat]

Here is a funny one! I was 21, yes it rhymes! We had some good looking hunks, some rampy guys come up from Iad to Bos, to help out at NYA. ( the old New York Air)! A whole bunch of us partied, the guys got drunk and I took advantage of one the hunks! He was pretty sad when I didn't call him the next day! whoops! Story #2

 

[Dangerkitty]

Here is a funny one! I was 21, yes it rhymes! We had some good looking hunks, some rampy guys come up from Iad to Bos, to help out at NYA. ( the old New York Air)! A whole bunch of us partied, the guys got drunk and I took advantage of one the hunks! He was pretty sad when I didn't call him the next day! whoops! Story #2

Wow, what a laugh riot.

 

[mcjohn]

Hello Kitty! Maybe you're the one in my avatar. Looks like she might be close to hangin with some "rampy guys."

 

[Gorilla]

If you want to hear "tail on the road" stories, find a retired guy who was in his 30's in 1975. It was a very different era. Buy him a few beers. They all have dozens if not hundreds - Most of them involve hot tubs, alcohol, beaches, groups, and little clothing.

 

[AWACO]

Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.

Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.

 

[pilatus96]

.........The guy who does the hostess hiring there does it like the the airlines used to. Tall, slim, sexy, and has em wearing heels.

Thats how my restaurant/lounge will be.

 

[siucavflight]

Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.

Whos a broke dork? Maybe someone took the wrong job?

 

[It will roll]

AWACO, dont take it out on me if your single and dont get any, or have a wife/girlfriend and dont get any. MOST pilots are broke dorks, but i'm just broke, thank you. What a loser. First of all, since you cant do reading comprehension like we learned in 5th grade, I mentioned "we dont do overnights" so I never go to bars with the captain/crew. Secondly I never play the pilot card with girls. I only get into it when asked, thats my rule. So maybe you're laughing at me, but not everyone. You're not as cool as you think. It was a cool idea for a thread and I responded to it with a story. So what? Im guessing you have zero good stories. Dork.

 

[RichardRambone]

Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.

 

[skygirl1968]

Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.

speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.

 

[tracearabians]

I would love to hear your stories!!!!:beer:

speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.

 

[pgcfii2002]

Uh........I choose no comment on this thread.

 

[MissKittyKat]

I could tell stories up the kazoo, but doesn't mean I was involved. Lol, there has to be some humor here, and don't forget bring your wine or favorite scotch! I just don't know where to begin the stories, and honestly they are all good! I had this close to 60 year Captain one day, ( I loved him as a pilot I wish I knew where he was today!)

He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned? I didn't know what he was talking about until I asked someone else!!!!!! LOL! it was so innocent, but he meant it! rolling on the floor! It is a good night!

Smiling!