Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[Gorilla]

If you want to hear "tail on the road" stories, find a retired guy who was in his 30's in 1975. It was a very different era. Buy him a few beers. They all have dozens if not hundreds - Most of them involve hot tubs, alcohol, beaches, groups, and little clothing.

 

[AWACO]

Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

First of all, Com'on dude. We're all pilots. Obviously people have gotten tail on the road. We arn't dorky accountants or resturant managers that have their wang's in shrink wrap and are afraid to use them.

Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.

 

[pilatus96]

.........The guy who does the hostess hiring there does it like the the airlines used to. Tall, slim, sexy, and has em wearing heels.

Thats how my restaurant/lounge will be.

 

[siucavflight]

Are you all 17yrs old or what? And everyone keep trying to get the one female sounding screen name to tell her (?) exploits.

Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.

Whos a broke dork? Maybe someone took the wrong job?

 

[It will roll]

AWACO, dont take it out on me if your single and dont get any, or have a wife/girlfriend and dont get any. MOST pilots are broke dorks, but i'm just broke, thank you. What a loser. First of all, since you cant do reading comprehension like we learned in 5th grade, I mentioned "we dont do overnights" so I never go to bars with the captain/crew. Secondly I never play the pilot card with girls. I only get into it when asked, thats my rule. So maybe you're laughing at me, but not everyone. You're not as cool as you think. It was a cool idea for a thread and I responded to it with a story. So what? Im guessing you have zero good stories. Dork.

 

[RichardRambone]

Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.

 

[skygirl1968]

Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.

speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.

 

[tracearabians]

I would love to hear your stories!!!!:beer:

speak for yourself...i'm a dorkess. i was a flight attendant for a year and a half...are we allowed to tell "tail" stories too? heh heh.

 

[pgcfii2002]

Uh........I choose no comment on this thread.

 

[MissKittyKat]

I could tell stories up the kazoo, but doesn't mean I was involved. Lol, there has to be some humor here, and don't forget bring your wine or favorite scotch! I just don't know where to begin the stories, and honestly they are all good! I had this close to 60 year Captain one day, ( I loved him as a pilot I wish I knew where he was today!)

He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned? I didn't know what he was talking about until I asked someone else!!!!!! LOL! it was so innocent, but he meant it! rolling on the floor! It is a good night!

Smiling!