Tonights drunk post, tail on the road

[HarryShadow]

Everyone posting on FI is a dork, myself included.

nice self-image!

 

[pgcfii2002]

Hahahahahaha

 

[skygirl1968]

well, there was this one time, at band camp....

 

[mcjohn]

I'm not a dork. I'm a rock star and everyone who meets me knows instantly that I'm am indeed God's gift to aviation. Just because I've never had sex before in my life can't take that away!:laugh:

 

[FlyingSig]

well, there was this one time, at band camp....

There was a FA at CoEx we used to call "band camp".....


.... I just wish the FA's at my current job were younger then my Mom.

 

[skygirl1968]

There was a FA at CoEx we used to call "band camp".....


.... I just wish the FA's at my current job were younger then my Mom.

LOL...I've actually got a story to tell, just gotta clean it up before I write it. Lets just say that it involves a very drunk F/A in training and a video camera.

 

[tracearabians]

Clean out your mail. Tried to pm you this am and couldn't.

I could tell stories up the kazoo, but doesn't mean I was involved. Lol, there has to be some humor here, and don't forget bring your wine or favorite scotch! I just don't know where to begin the stories, and honestly they are all good! I had this close to 60 year Captain one day, ( I loved him as a pilot I wish I knew where he was today!)

He actually asked me if I was boneing anyone? I thought fish got boned? I didn't know what he was talking about until I asked someone else!!!!!! LOL! it was so innocent, but he meant it! rolling on the floor! It is a good night!

Smiling!

 

[skygirl1968]

one night in RDU, and i was on an overnight with a notoriously "partying" capt (it was my first overnight with this particular capt). my office was in the f/a jumpseat of a DO328 jet, so i was the only f/a (overnights were pretty fun because there was just 3 of us). ok, so...we ended up going to a pretty cool local bar and ran into a group of f/a trainees. we started socializing with them and my capt became rather 'fond' of one of the trainees and asked me to sweet talk her into hooking up with him. i just relayed to her that he was 'warm for her form' and she was already so drunk that she bit the bait. he bought her drinks all night and got her pretty drunk. enough so that he talked her into coming back to our hotel with us around 1am. we all 4 (capt, f.o., myself, and the f/a trainee) ended up in the f.o.'s room at the hotel doing shots and getting completely obliterated. good thing our show time wasn't until 2pm the next day. this chick got so drunk that she was stripping, dancing, you name it. well mr. party capt gets out his little camcorder and talks the f.o. into doing some video taping of the nights calamities. things got enough out of hand that when i woke up the next morning i had barely any recollection of the previous nights activities. i watched the video and was not at all surprised to see that some, ahem, 'sexual' activities had been captured :nuts: (no, i was not involved, not only was i married i was the first to pass out...with my respect intact). dunno what happened to the little trainee, i'm sure she missed class because i woke up around 10ish and she was still passed out in the capt's bed. needless to say, this was the start of a 4 day trip and this little adventure was all i heard about for the next 3 days. it was a lot of fun, and we made a 'vegas' type pact that whatever happens on a trip, stays on a trip. therefore, no names have been mentioned. a fun time was had by all!

 

[air cowboy]

awaco sooo coool.

[/quote]Maybe your '1 year' in the airlines has not taught you anything yet but trust me we are all laughing at you. Pilots are broke dorks any everyone knows it. I bet your capt loves it when you play the 'pilot' card in the bars.[/quote]

you are so bad to bone because you don't play the pilot card. I'm tired of cool pilots like you. We'll have this out on a new thread.

 

[mitsdriver]

Okay, here's my encounter, and it's a darn good one. A few years back I was flying regularly into BOS and got to know a cute corporate F/A who also flew in and out of there often. She had a great personality and looked pretty much how a F/A should look (slim, attractive, always dressed in low-cut blazer with matching miniskirt). We hit it off and often went out on date whenever our schedules crossed on layovers. One day I flew in just as she was getting ready to go out on a trip. To cut to the chase, after spending some time together in the FBO lobby we decided to "go for a quickie" almost on a dare. Lacking any privacy in the FBO and after noticing how her pilots were caught up on paperwork in flight planning, we went into her Falcon 900 and "got it on" for the next half hour or so. We got done just in time before the pilots came back out and even managed to keep the cabin tidy so as not to raise any suspicion. :nuts: