Things you never want to hear on the flight deck

[siucavflight]

"I think I should of worn a rubber last night."

 

[minitour]

"If you guys need any help....I'll just be in the back"
-The 50 hour private pilot that hasn't flown anything bigger than a 150



-mini

 

[phishn@daves]

Assume 2 male pilots:

" Hey, does this look like a zit or genital warts?"

" Do you swallow" ( I know, just wrong)

" let's take her up to FL410" (again, wrong)

" This is my first trip off IOE "

" Do you like Elton John?"

" wanna see something "

 

[FlaZoomie]

Watch this.....

 

[Flys4Fun]

"Heh, this one time when I was President of the Flight Team....."

 

[siucavflight]

I like!

wow wow we wow.

 

[The_Russian]

Have you hear a my friend? His name a Cokey Bucheck?

 

[siucavflight]

Have you hear a my friend? His name a Cokey Bucheck?

I would like very much to make sex crime on queen latifia.

 

[RunUp]

"Pull my finger."

 

[dingo222]

sorry, taco bell is tearing me up.......