The Alternate Airline Slogan Thread

[B6Busdriver]

US Airways - We're Not Happy Until You're Not Happy

I always liked "Global Airline of chance."

 

[Dodge]

Mesaba....old Minnesota Indian Tribe term for "little red plane always late."

Mesaba Airlines.....all props, all the time.

 

[climb2slow]

MESA--- Merge Every Small Airline

MESA--- Make Employees Suffer Always

MESA--- Make Every Station Angry

 

[Vandelay]

"Air Wisconsin, uhmm, we really won't be flying to anywhere near the actual state anymore, but that's our name."

 

[CapnVegetto]

"Mesa......we motherf-cking suck big fat f-cking donkey balls."

 

[Axel]

We'll get you there or die trying.

Vegetto, you are management's tool. Good doggie.

 

[CapnVegetto]

We'll get you there or die trying.

Vegetto, you are management's tool. Good doggie.

Ummm.....WTF are you talking about? I don't work at Mesa. Not anymore anyway.

Of course, that would be in the case that it matter to me one little f-ing bit what you think.

 

[charlie2]

United- the beatings will continue until morale improves

 

[charlie2]

US Airways- If it weren't for bad luck we wouldn't have any at all

 

[Axel]

Ummm.....WTF are you talking about...?

I stand corrected. Management's ignorant tool.

 

[CapnVegetto]

I stand corrected. Management's ignorant tool.

Alright, I guess that just makes you a plain f-ing tool.

 

[lifeguard]

"Air Wisconsin airlines_creating tomorrow's problems...today."

 

[ClubORD]

Off topic but...


Suedes
Ain't
Aircraft
Builders

 

[Twotter76]

AIr Wisconsin:

"Free trip to the penalty box with every ticket!"

or possibly

"Welcome aboard Airtran jetConnect, uhm I mean United Express, ahh screw it who wants some cheese?"



*I'm sitting in the box right now writing this.

 

[Cessna611]

How long does it take for AWAC pilots to upgrade to a Capt?