The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

doh

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And the #1 biggest lie... wait for it... if you take the pay cut we will grow!:puke:
 

Grey Ghost

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:erm: Pammycakes and HG are not an item!!!!!!:smash:
 

Poahi

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It will show up on your next paycheck.
 

Flybet3

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39. "We have a 1300 advisory time on it."

40. "We just sent the crew that was with the parts"

Both of these just happened to me today!
 

jws717

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Someone threw up in the back, but its not that bad.
 

cfd130

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"We offer the best job security and fastest upgrades in the industry" we promise
 

11thHour

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44. The Hat commands authority. (Honestly, you look like a clown - lose it already.)
 

Stifler's Mom

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"The weather's dissipating, you should be fine."

"Your bingo fuel is xxxx."

"The rampers are on their way to park you."
 

Abernathy

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"Winds calm"

"Fuel's on it's way"

"We didn't know [insert a request you made more than once]"
 
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time builder

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We're looking to buy a bunch of new (insert your favortie plane here).
 

willbob

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we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs
 

WMUSIGPI

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we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs
(To a class of pilots with 6+ years very recently upgraded now being downgraded) "You should be happy to work for what we offer, my son would love to do your job for free. "
 

Beaufighter

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Do not forget the infamous "LEGAL TO START-LEGAL TO FINISH" especially when it is illegal followed by..."we'll just adjust the block time."
 

xshuttlefa

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"Spacing looks good"

"I really enjoy flight instructing"

"Checklist complete"
 

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"I'm just gonna get 1000 TPIC and get out!" or "The regionals are just a stepping stone! Get in and get out"
 
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