The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

[SeaCow]

"Pinnicle and Colgan, Simply the Best!" HA

 

[WAZUP]

"J.O. is stepping down"

 

[belchfire]

"This place is a stepping stone to the majors"

 

[COOPERVANE]

"silver and soaring"

 

[probablecause]

"I called, catering is on their way."

 

[Lyconit]

"honey, I promise...all I did was sit in the hotel room and watch TV last night"

 

[Sky Jet]

34. Front Desk at the Hotel: "the van will be there in ten minutes". Or the variation, The van left ten minutes ago.

35. "Our employees are our greatest asset."

36. "No defects found, OPS Checks good."

37. "I hear that there is going to be a big announcement on______ day."

 

[brokedash]

38. "Of course very new hire passes on the first sim session"

 

[Turtlesfly]

"EWR cancelled the ground stop"


"We are the 'Harvard of the Skies'"


"We changed your lav"


"I don't post gay videos on myspace"

 

[Turtlesfly]

"I love flying with female pilots"