The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

[Lyconit]

"honey, I promise...all I did was sit in the hotel room and watch TV last night"

 

[Sky Jet]

34. Front Desk at the Hotel: "the van will be there in ten minutes". Or the variation, The van left ten minutes ago.

35. "Our employees are our greatest asset."

36. "No defects found, OPS Checks good."

37. "I hear that there is going to be a big announcement on______ day."

 

[brokedash]

38. "Of course very new hire passes on the first sim session"

 

[Turtlesfly]

"EWR cancelled the ground stop"


"We are the 'Harvard of the Skies'"


"We changed your lav"


"I don't post gay videos on myspace"

 

[Turtlesfly]

"I love flying with female pilots"

 

[doh]

And the #1 biggest lie... wait for it... if you take the pay cut we will grow!uke:

 

[Grey Ghost]

:erm: Pammycakes and HG are not an item!!!!!!:smash:

 

[Poahi]

It will show up on your next paycheck.

 

[Flybet3]

39. "We have a 1300 advisory time on it."

40. "We just sent the crew that was with the parts"

Both of these just happened to me today!

 

[Rook]

"Those storms should clear out by your ETA."

 

[Big Foot]

41. I flew with this hot flight attendent

 

[jws717]

42.
Someone threw up in the back, but its not that bad.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

43. "Cleaning the cabin in a pilots uniform isn't demeaning."

 

[cfd130]

"We offer the best job security and fastest upgrades in the industry" we promise

 

[11thHour]

44. The Hat commands authority. (Honestly, you look like a clown - lose it already.)