The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

[Stifler's Mom]

"The weather's dissipating, you should be fine."

"Your bingo fuel is xxxx."

"The rampers are on their way to park you."

 

[Abernathy]

"Winds calm"

"Fuel's on it's way"

"We didn't know [insert a request you made more than once]"

 

[time builder]

We're looking to buy a bunch of new (insert your favortie plane here).

 

[willbob]

we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs

 

[WMUSIGPI]

we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs

(To a class of pilots with 6+ years very recently upgraded now being downgraded) "You should be happy to work for what we offer, my son would love to do your job for free. "

 

[Beaufighter]

Do not forget the infamous "LEGAL TO START-LEGAL TO FINISH" especially when it is illegal followed by..."we'll just adjust the block time."

 

[xshuttlefa]

"Spacing looks good"

"I really enjoy flight instructing"

"Checklist complete"

 

[Amish RakeFight]

"traffic in sight"

 

[Flybet3]

"I'm just gonna get 1000 TPIC and get out!" or "The regionals are just a stepping stone! Get in and get out"

 

[Brazilgun]

"airport is in sight"

 

[airplane wizard]

" I did her last week"

 

[Amish RakeFight]

"I won't c** in your mouth."

 

[SBD]

"Call us out ten early."

 

[Talian]

Hot chicks dig airline pilots

 

[BIGGOAT]

Hey T-way guys remember this one...

"Two Great Airlines. One Great Future!"

Goat

 

[Amish RakeFight]

...........

 

[SBD]

Any DCI, JFK flight crews.

"Spot Hotel, Mike entry and it's open. Call us on the ground."

 

[Abernathy]

"Welcome to College Park, GA."

 

[CopilotDoug]

"I won't c** in your mouth."

Did the Captain say that to the FA or the FO?

 

[Motorradfahrer]

"Don't worry...I'm on the pill"

 

[navigatro]

"Honest, I'm not married"

or

"No, I don't have a girlfriend."

 

[Salukipilot4590]

"Don't worry...I'm on the pill"

When its true its music to my ears...

 

[bailey3083]

This one time on a layover...

No I dont have SJS

I drink the PBR because I like the taste not because Im a broke FO

Dulles ATC is good!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Did the Captain say that to the FA or the FO?

...I told it to an FA; boy are they naive.

 

[Princedietrich]

(after a belly landing) "Of course the landing gear was down and locked!"

 

[ifly4u]

"checked" ...any checklist item

 

[freightrash]

I got the traffic insight.

 

[Black Hawk]

Welcome to the Delta aviation family.

 

[CopilotDoug]

"JO is our only hope"

 

[ifly4u]

There will always be a 50 seat market.