The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

[airplane wizard]

" I did her last week"

 

[Amish RakeFight]

"I won't c** in your mouth."

 

[SBD]

"Call us out ten early."

 

[Talian]

Hot chicks dig airline pilots

 

[BIGGOAT]

Hey T-way guys remember this one...

"Two Great Airlines. One Great Future!"

Goat

 

[Amish RakeFight]

...........

 

[SBD]

Any DCI, JFK flight crews.

"Spot Hotel, Mike entry and it's open. Call us on the ground."

 

[Abernathy]

"Welcome to College Park, GA."

 

[CopilotDoug]

"I won't c** in your mouth."

Did the Captain say that to the FA or the FO?

 

[Motorradfahrer]

"Don't worry...I'm on the pill"

 

[navigatro]

"Honest, I'm not married"

or

"No, I don't have a girlfriend."

 

[Salukipilot4590]

"Don't worry...I'm on the pill"

When its true its music to my ears...

 

[bailey3083]

This one time on a layover...

No I dont have SJS

I drink the PBR because I like the taste not because Im a broke FO

Dulles ATC is good!

 

[Amish RakeFight]

Did the Captain say that to the FA or the FO?

...I told it to an FA; boy are they naive.

 

[Princedietrich]

(after a belly landing) "Of course the landing gear was down and locked!"

 

[ifly4u]

"checked" ...any checklist item

 

[freightrash]

I got the traffic insight.

 

[Black Hawk]

Welcome to the Delta aviation family.

 

[CopilotDoug]

"JO is our only hope"

 

[ifly4u]

There will always be a 50 seat market.