The 33 Greatest Lies in Aviation

[Stifler's Mom]

"The weather's dissipating, you should be fine."

"Your bingo fuel is xxxx."

"The rampers are on their way to park you."

 

[Abernathy]

"Winds calm"

"Fuel's on it's way"

"We didn't know [insert a request you made more than once]"

 

[time builder]

We're looking to buy a bunch of new (insert your favortie plane here).

 

[willbob]

we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs

 

[WMUSIGPI]

we have secured our "core business" with 49 SAABs

(To a class of pilots with 6+ years very recently upgraded now being downgraded) "You should be happy to work for what we offer, my son would love to do your job for free. "

 

[Beaufighter]

Do not forget the infamous "LEGAL TO START-LEGAL TO FINISH" especially when it is illegal followed by..."we'll just adjust the block time."

 

[xshuttlefa]

"Spacing looks good"

"I really enjoy flight instructing"

"Checklist complete"

 

[Amish RakeFight]

"traffic in sight"

 

[Flybet3]

"I'm just gonna get 1000 TPIC and get out!" or "The regionals are just a stepping stone! Get in and get out"

 

[Brazilgun]

"airport is in sight"