SWA Hiring?

[General Lee]

I bet 100/1 your a fat pig. JMO

You just lost your money. After riding my bike and lifting weights all day here in ATL, I look FANTASTIC. In between slamming you guys, I work out. Going to Europe, eating sudaes, working out, making fun of ELP and LBB. All of that and having a great wife that makes twice as much as a SWA Captain, you just can't ask for anything more.

And, with all of the running you guys do between your 25 minute turns in West Texas, I bet you look like Nicole Richie. You probably are twig thin, looking like a bag of old bones struggling through the terminal. Kids and young ladies scream when you approach them, looking like Icabad Crane. You are a fire hazard, since your bones create sparks as you stumble down the hall. All you do is eat SWA peanuts and pretzels, and I bet it shows. 200/1.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Moon-dog]

You are a big stud on the computer, kinda like the Brad Paisley(sp) song. You are probably a fat, cellar dweller computer nerd who likes to stir the pot. LOSER!!

 

[Quimby]

Pure entertainment.

GL pretending he's a DL pilot, bets flying around....

I'm glad this website is free!

 

[General Lee]

Pure entertainment.

GL pretending he's a DL pilot, bets flying around....

I'm glad this website is free!

Yeah, that's the ticket! Good move for you guys----try to tell everyone I am not a DL pilot. Yeah, keep that going. That is the best way to deflect all of the correct analysis I have compiled about your krappy trips, quick turns, one plane forever, and LBB. Keep it going, it's really NOT working. It does make me laugh, though. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

And, have fun flying at Ameriflight. That must be fun for you. Do you fly the Beech 99 or the Metro? That must be fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[Quimby]

Yeah, that's the ticket! Good move for you guys----try to tell everyone I am not a DL pilot. Yeah, keep that going. That is the best way to deflect all of the correct analysis I have compiled about your krappy trips, quick turns, one plane forever, and LBB. Keep it going, it's really NOT working. It does make me laugh, though. HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

And, have fun flying at Ameriflight. That must be fun for you. Do you fly the Beech 99 or the Metro? That must be fun.


Bye Bye--General Lee

Go clean the fudge off your tie.

When's your Delta interview?

 

[General Lee]

Go clean the fudge off your tie.

When's your Delta interview?

It's right after your Ameriflight interview, for fueler. You ought to do great! Good luck!


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[CFIT]

All of that and having a great wife that makes twice as much as a SWA Captain, you just can't ask for anything more.

General Balloon Knot

Who knew you can make that much being a fluffer at donkey shows?

Can't blame her, not much to get at home........

 

[General Lee]

Who knew you can make that much being a fluffer at donkey shows?

Can't blame her, not much to get at home........

Keep it going man, you are on a roll! Jay Leno is outside your door, and he wants to make a deal---you can be his sidekick. Do it, it probably pays better than your Caravan job.


Bye Bye--General Lee

 

[FlyinHigh737]

GL wrote; Icabad Crane Now I am no phonic expert, however I do work for SWA, I believe that it is spelled ichabod.

 

[Quimby]

It's right after your Ameriflight interview, for fueler. You ought to do great! Good luck!


Bye Bye--General Lee

GL hard at work, eating his sundaes.

P.S. ....that's not Greenland you're over!

http://www.basa.com.ar/_images/105/toma.jpg

 

[johnsonrod]

You guys are so dang hilarious and cool! This thread is waaay boring...

 

[Scope out RJ's]

We all know it WAS/IS his dream to work for Delta. Too bad he was turned down!! And then to be snubbed by SWA too, that's why he has it so badly for SWA. He is just a creepy, sad, little loser with no friends who needs help, a lot of help.

.......Says the ****************************** bag who BOUGHT his job at swa and couldn't even get on there! Now that's some funny stuff right there!

 

[GuppyWN]

This message is hidden because Scope out RJ's is on your ignore list.

Let me guess.

"Blah blah blah pay for training blah blah blah"

How'd I do?

Gup

 

[Scope out RJ's]

This message is hidden because GyppyWN is on your Doosh bag list.

How'd I do?

 

[GuppyWN]

This message is hidden because Scope out RJ's is on your ignore list.

"Blah blah Southwest sucks, pay for training. Gup is a Greek God."

I know, I know.
Gup

 

[slaquer5]

Said to the General

Who knew you can make that much being a fluffer at donkey shows?

Can't blame her, not much to get at home........

I spit my coffee out. That is very funny.

 

[jonjuan]

You guys are so dang hilarious and cool! This thread is waaay boring...

Aaannnnnnd the generals side kick comes along to help him out......

 

[Tanker Clown]

If the Genital's wife make so much, then why does he still live in his mom's basement?

 

[ILOVEBEER]

So, what happens when DL pilots get the pay back? You don't think they ever will? You guys will be the only ones with higher pay, right?

Delta's 777 captains may someday compete with SWA captain pay. Never on the guppy though....

 

[satpak77]

delta's 777 captains may someday compete with swa captain pay. Never on the guppy though....

:d....

 

[Moon-dog]

Let me guess.

"Blah blah blah pay for training blah blah blah"

How'd I do?

Gup

I would guess you are very close. I swear, I have scraped better off my shoe than that wannabee. Jealousy is an ugly thing. Just another scumbag loser!!

Ignore is a beautiful thing!!

 

[redflyer65]

Delta's 777 captains may someday compete with SWA captain pay. Never on the guppy though....

Wow. Now that's funny!

 

[johnsonrod]

Aaannnnnnd the generals side kick comes along to help him out......

Why not? You bag on him all the time, but he is correct most of the time. Quit being so jealous.

 

[johnsonrod]

Wow. Now that's funny!

Somehow I doubt that. Let's see what Delta has to shell out, and all thanks to you guys keeping those 737 rates high. I bet the Delta guys will buy you a beer, just like you should have for them after their 2000 contract.

 

[Moon-dog]

Somehow I doubt that. Let's see what Delta has to shell out, and all thanks to you guys keeping those 737 rates high. I bet the Delta guys will buy you a beer, just like you should have for them after their 2000 contract.

You mean the one that put them into bankruptcy? Sheer genius I tell you!!

 

[Scope out RJ's]

You mean the one that put them into bankruptcy? Sheer genius I tell you!!

You mean like buying your job and getting turned down!:laugh::laugh:
All that money wasted.
Sheer genius I tell you!

 

[slaquer5]

Somehow I doubt that. Let's see what Delta has to shell out, and all thanks to you guys keeping those 737 rates high. I bet the Delta guys will buy you a beer, just like you should have for them after their 2000 contract.

HA they don't even tip the van drivers. All I ever hear at the hotels we stay at w/ DAL is how CHEAP the delta crews are.

 

[Speedtape]

GLee,

I have averaged less than 4 legs per day for the last 4 years. Occasionally, I will be a bit tired at the end of the day, but we have good overnight hotels and plenty of rest scheduled. Pay per day and days off are what get you to the end of your career without being used up.

You obviously haven't learned much since flying the EMB-120 out of MDW.

Yeah! And you get to party and overnight with your flight attendants which put Lee's to shame. He's in his room trying to get busy with that blow-up doll that he carries in that extra backpack.

 

[johnsonrod]

Yeah! And you get to party and overnight with your flight attendants which put Lee's to shame. He's in his room trying to get busy with that blow-up doll that he carries in that extra backpack.

Is your picture/avatar a self-portrait? As Aerosmith once said, that dude looks like a lady...

 

[vixin]

You mean the one that put them into bankruptcy? Sheer genius I tell you!!

The payrates didnt put them in BK, poor management did. Managment just flushed the rates because they could.