Stories of pilots trying to impress women!!

[AA717driver]

Slag--We need pictures! TC

 

[check6]

Anybody who went to an aviation school in small town ND or AZ knows that the line does not work. I did however witness one of the fellow CFI's sitting at a table with his licenses out of his wallet. She wasn't impressed.

 

[indianboy7]

I did however witness one of the fellow CFI's sitting at a table with his licenses out of his wallet. She wasn't impressed.

Is that kinda like sitting at a table with your tallywhacker hangin out???imp:

 

[JediNein]

It is getting harder to impress women nowdays.

One fellow tried the "come fly in my Citation" line on me recently. He didn't know I was sitting next to the CP and POI for the outfit that owned the Citation. I played along until the "make Dallas in a hour" line. Then the POI lost it.

He still had a chance after the Dallas line, but trying to bluff the female POI was a dual engine flame-out.

C'est la guerre.

 

[Otto Coarsen]

About a year ago my girlfriend was at the airport patiently getting denied flight after oversold flight on one of my Mesa buddy passes. Now, She's a good looking girl.... Way outta my league... I had to keep her drunk for the first year.....

Anyhow.... She's sitting there reading a book at the gate and an early 20's FO sits across from her reading some motor trend mag or the likes... She noticed him constantly looking over the mag to see if she was looking at him. She said he would pause, put down the magazine and constantly straighten his eppauletts. HE then picks up his cell phone and (she surmised) proceeded to make a fake phone call to his "buddy" speaking in a very loud voice about how he thinks he's going to buy the new z6 he was reading about that weekend. After about 10 minutes he mustered the courage to actually sit down beside her and attempt conversation. She tried to be nice and conversational but she said he kept talking about himself and how great it was being such a young "captain"... (Remember, she's been supporting MY broke captain arse for over a year now and knows quite well what 3-bars and a set of Mesa wings means) Finally after a few minutes she couldn't stand it anymore and kindly explained that she could see through his BS and that she knows "the truth" about how little he was being paid. Bewildered, the douchebagg asked "what are you a flight attendant or something?" She replied no, I'm a nurse, but my boyfriend is desperately trying to escape Mesa's talons of death.

Believe it or not this whack-job continues to probe her. "What does he fly?"

She responded "the Dash for now, but he's quite sure he'll be displaced to jet FO in the near future."

What happened next truley amazed me...... "He replied, The Dash??? Doesn't that have propellers? I was hired into the Jet. I went to school in Farmington to become a JET pilot. He really should consider himself lucky if he gets displace to Jet FO.

She apparently laughed, shook her head and walked away... This nincompoop actually attempted to follow her! She had to scurry into a ladies room and hide out for 10 minutes to escape! Too funny....

 

[Flyguy6]

Whats A Cp And Whats A Poi

 

[Otto Coarsen]

Chief Pilot

Primary Operations Inspector (fed)

or possibly

C0Cky Pr!ck

and

Penile Orifice Irritant

 

[JediNein]

or possibly. . .

You know them too??

 

[RichardRambone]

If I dont drop the ''I'm a professional bug smasher" line just for giggles I usually tell em. WTF should I care what some dumb broad at a bar thinks. I'm an honest guy and Ill tell ya what I do. Has it gotten me laid strictly for that fact? No. I'm me and I have a lot more to offer than being a pilot, which usually means Im the number 1 bada$$ at the bar, now that girls are attracted to.

 

[Rook]

I have a lot more to offer than being a pilot, which usually means Im the number 1 bada$$ at the bar, now that girls are attracted to.

Let me guess, you stayed on the mechanical bull the longest right?

 

[con-pilot]

I have a good friend that was a Norwegian fighter pilot, he flew F-104s. He migrated to the US and became a good friend of mine.

Anyway, we were at a bar one night and after a few (well possibly more than a few) drinks these ladies (girls) sat down at the table next to us.

One thing lead to another and my good buddy was making really good head way (no pun intended) with one of the ladies.

She finally made the mistake of asking him what he did in Norway.

He replied, "Ya I was a Yet Fitter pilot!"

I never let him live that down.

 

[urflyingme?!]

Otto,
You just reminded me of what I did to impress a girl.

Took her to Roscoes in Hollywood. DIDN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THE CAR!

 

[landlover]

pilots get laid. those that don't, i have a feeling it has little to do with being a pilot that keeps them from getting some action. if these said offenders were say a lawyer they probably get just as little girls. i party like a rockstar and girls dig that way more that setting an autopilot.

cheers richardrambone, i agree with your post.

 

[Chuckl]

I was considering Riddle.

That was until I saw some ASU girls.

Does that count?

You should have been there in the late 60's, when we had the "Dirty Dozen." That was one, scary bunch-o-broads!

 

[gearjockey]

When the chicks ask me what I do, I usually open with "I'm a large equipment operator." If that fails, I can often salvage by telling them I attended the Harvard of the sky!


ERAU

 

[aussiefly]

pilots get laid. those that don't, i have a feeling it has little to do with being a pilot that keeps them from getting some action. if these said offenders were say a lawyer they probably get just as little girls. i party like a rockstar and girls dig that way more that setting an autopilot.

cheers richardrambone, i agree with your post.

Yeah what he said!

 

[jumppilot]

Why not just tell them what you do? Don't be a douche about it. If they ask, you're an airline pilot. If they ask questions, tell them.

Stop trying to pretend this career is so cool that you need to hide what you do in fear of everyone realizing that you just might be a douche, which you probably are.

"Oh, I'm a heavy equipment operator" <--- DOUCHE
"I work in high-speed aluminum tubing" <---DOUCHE

Compared to,


"I work at the airport" <---COOL

If they ask you more questions,

"I'm an airline pilot" <---COOL


You're an airline pilot. GET OVER YOURSELF!

This thread is stupid.

 

[AWACoff]

Just date flight attendants you meet on your trips. If they ask you what you do for a living, I guarantee you are getting laid that night.

 

[aussiefly]

now thats brings me to an interesting question how does it work with airlines? Is the whole FA's cavorting with pilots just another dorky glamour wish or does it really happen?.

Having flown Qantas mainly I wouldn't wish those old hags on anyone LOL I apologise in advance to any cute Qantas stews out there.

LOL no wonder this industry attracts its fair share of dorks. Just look at the image, suave, rayban wearing, Uniformed, getting laid by stews.

aussiefly

 

[Gorilla]

now thats brings me to an interesting question how does it work with airlines? Is the whole FA's cavorting with pilots just another dorky glamour wish or does it really happen?

aussiefly

Years ago, I flew with some of the boys who were young in the '60's and early '70's "free love" era. From the stories they told, and I have no reason to doubt them because there are too many, and they're all alike, it was very real and happened almost nightly.

Now? Not even close to the cliche. :bawling: