Stories of pilots trying to impress women!!

[Guitar rocker]

Was based up in Bangor, Maine flying for a commuter up there. This one kid would go to the mall after his morning shift in full uniform with his sun glasses on and troll for chicks (or sometimes he would do that before he went to the airport). He said he picked up plenty of em that way, but then again, he was the same dude that said that this one HOT chick knocked on his door at midnight (he had no idea who she was) and said it all happend...............that was in Presquile, MAINE. If anyones been up there, hot ones are few and far between............

 

[TedCFII]

Back before I was married a few years ago, a friend of mine and myself was at this Country Bar/Dance Club... He is not a pilot mind you, but after a few brews commenced to tell these 2 chicks that hey my friend(refering to me) here is an Airline Pilot!! They responded by walking over to me and make sniffing noises saying hmmmm I smell MONEY!! Needless to say neither one of us got lucky that night..

 

[MarineGrunt]

People really thing saying "I'm a pilot" gets women?

-mini

Well, I think being a pilot can be as useful tool as any in scoring some poon, but the tactics used must be executed properly in order to avoid falling into the "pathetic dork" column.

 

[minitour]

Oh and like it matters for you!

LOL

Last night I went out to Outback with a bunch of my friends....every girl I saw I was like "did you see her? She's all over me!!"

I sooo need to get laid.

Maybe that's the *problem*....I'm not saying "I'm a pilot"............of course! :beer:

-mini

 

[MauleSkinner]

Using my best "ATP voice"...

I fly G-103's. It's an aircraft similar in configuration to the U-2 spyplane.

Works every time! ya, right.

 

[TXDA2000]

One semi-famous race pilot I run around with on occasion has some very specific NON-pilot pickup lines.

One night in LA he dropped the "We're in town for the gay porn convention" line without my prior knowlege.

I think I looked about as shocked as the women.

By the way, it was a great icebreaker.

 

[Tailwheelman]

I will go out of my way NOT to tell anyone I am a pilot...especially women. Can't stand the question "what airline do you work for?"....."I don't" or the famous "Do you fly jets?" ...."no not exactly". Then you just end up looking like a douche.

To avoid this I was with the guys at a bar and a girl asked what I did...i thought for a moment....and then said "I'm with the icecapades.....I'm the second swan from the left". I have also been known to break out with "I'm a shepard....I tend a flock of sheep just west of town". Needless to say the results have been mixed but never boring.

 

[joe_pilot]

People really thing saying "I'm a pilot" gets women?

I do everything in my power *not* to tell the women.

-mini

absolutely

 

[aerodromebum]

A former coworker of mine (who shall remain nameless) used to wear the company jacket (which was embroidered with company logo) to Hooters and drop what he referred to as the "P-Bomb" at the Hooters Girls. To my best knowledge, he never scored.

I, too, try not to tell anyone that I'm a pilot. When someone asks what I do for a living, I usually tell them that I work at the local airport. And when pressed further, I tell them that I'm an airport equipment operator (which contains an element of truth).

 

[hyflyt560]

I, too, try not to tell anyone that I'm a pilot. When someone asks what I do for a living, I usually tell them that I work at the local airport. And when pressed further, I tell them that I'm an airport equipment operator (which contains an element of truth).

Next time tell them you're a manager of a pressurized aluminum tubing operation.