skybus is so cheap......

[Jack Mehoff]

I figured this could be like a "yo momma is so fat.." joke.

Skybus is so cheap I saw them loading with RJ stairs instead of a jetway. (true)

Skybus is so cheap. They use welfare checks for boarding passes.

Anyone got another?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

SkyBus is so cheap, they did not get the option for ignitors on the engines. The copilot has to go out and flick matches into the intake.

 

[vixin]

Matches he had to pay for.

 

[CaravanMan]

Skybus is so cheap yet people still apply there.

 

[CA1900]

Skybus is so cheap, you gotta blow into the air vents when it's time to start the engines!

 

[temcgrew]

skybus is so cheap they make the pilots clean the airplanes.....Oh, wait a minute....................

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Skybus is so cheap... soon NJA Fo's could be making more then skybus capts.

but hey they get to fly pretty airbuses and wear ranger rick outfits

 

[Shrek]

Skybus pilots are SO poor that the homeless bye them Starbucks and invite them to the Mission for Thanksgiving!!

 

[durchdringen]

Hey Shrek,
Didn't one of ours go to Skybus?

 

[NK_FA]

Well cant say for pilots but I do know that Becky from scheduling went there, there may have been one more too. heard that rumor but it was confirmed by a scheduling sup to me

 

[DrewBlows]

Skybus is sooooo cheap...


...they pay their Flight Attendants $9 an hour!!!


Skybus is soooo cheap...


...they pay their First Officers $30,000 per year!!!


Skybus is soooo cheap...


...they pay their Captains $65,000 per year!!!


Ohhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[johnsonrod]

Skybus is so cheap, non-potable water directly from the lav is considered a luxury...

 

[Shrek]

Hey Shrek,
Didn't one of ours go to Skybus?

Yup.... Jim A from RIC did and of course DZ from STL but that is all I have actually confirmed........saw Jim personally down in MIA doing sim at Airbus.

 

[HA25]

Skybus is so cheap...

that everyone is going to want to fly on them and those stock options and profit sharing are going to make their pilots the richest in the industry!


Don't be surprised if that happens!

 

[Lazy8]

Last I read Skybus is laughing all the way to the bank, folks.

I would have never thought their business plan would work, but they're filling up the planes.

 

[HA25]

Last I read Skybus is laughing all the way to the bank, folks.

I would have never thought their business plan would work, but they're filling up the planes.

And Southwest is proof that pilot pay has nothing to do with the type of plane you fly, or whether you're a "major" airline pilot or not.. but has everything to do with how much money your airline ACTUALLY MAKES!

 

[skiandsurf]

Skybus is so cheap......that the pilots have to pay for their own parking, at CMH..(not a joke).

 

[aerobato]

Skybus is so cheap....they are doing APU taxis, single engine takeoffs and no engine approaches..

 

[a320drivr]

Skybus has never posted any financial results so dont assume they are doing okay. I would guess not.

 

[HA25]

Skybus has never posted any financial results so dont assume they are doing okay. I would guess not.

Has anyone posted any results after 5 months of operations?

If they're making money this early in the game, that would be amazing. I don't think you can build ANY kind of business and generate anything other than a operating loss this early in the game.

 

[clickclickboom]

Skybus is so cheap that they are going to have an agreement with a major fast food chain and if you buy 20 big macs you will get a free ticket on their airline.

Did that already happen in our industry?

 

[FLYfishin]

Skybus is so cheap......for inflight entertainment they cut a hole in your pocket.

 

[Sgt. Hartman]

......

 

[CX880]

Skybus is so cheap......for inflight entertainment they cut a hole in your pocket.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Last I read Skybus is laughing all the way to the bank, folks.

I would have never thought their business plan would work, but they're filling up the planes.

so they have 165 seats at 10 bucks a seat? how could they makes any money?... oh wait the pilots have to put quarters in the FMS every 15 min or the expired flag pops up and the engines quit.

Have you seen the pax??? I'd didnt know there were so many meth conventions.

 

[tathepilot]

oh wait the pilots have to put quarters in the FMS every 15 min or the expired flag pops up and the engines quit.

LMFAO>>!!!

 

[BoeingBaller]

Skybus is so cheap they do not pay there pilots in ground school...

Skybus is so cheap mesa pilots wont go there.. oh nevermind

 

[Propsync]

While I'm no Skybus fan myself, these posts are as lame as something you'd find on airliners net.

 

[ackattacker]

Skybus is so cheap that a pilot bought a ticket.

 

[say again]

Skybus is so cheap that after buying McDonalds and a sixer, I had enough to buy 2 round trip tickets-on one paycheck!!!