skybus is so cheap......

[Jack Mehoff]

I figured this could be like a "yo momma is so fat.." joke.

Skybus is so cheap I saw them loading with RJ stairs instead of a jetway. (true)

Skybus is so cheap. They use welfare checks for boarding passes.

Anyone got another?

 

[Pogue Mahone]

SkyBus is so cheap, they did not get the option for ignitors on the engines. The copilot has to go out and flick matches into the intake.

 

[vixin]

Matches he had to pay for.

 

[CaravanMan]

Skybus is so cheap yet people still apply there.

 

[CA1900]

Skybus is so cheap, you gotta blow into the air vents when it's time to start the engines!

 

[temcgrew]

skybus is so cheap they make the pilots clean the airplanes.....Oh, wait a minute....................

 

[Jack Mehoff]

Skybus is so cheap... soon NJA Fo's could be making more then skybus capts.

but hey they get to fly pretty airbuses and wear ranger rick outfits

 

[Shrek]

Skybus pilots are SO poor that the homeless bye them Starbucks and invite them to the Mission for Thanksgiving!!

 

[durchdringen]

Hey Shrek,
Didn't one of ours go to Skybus?

 

[NK_FA]

Well cant say for pilots but I do know that Becky from scheduling went there, there may have been one more too. heard that rumor but it was confirmed by a scheduling sup to me

 

[DrewBlows]

Skybus is sooooo cheap...


...they pay their Flight Attendants $9 an hour!!!


Skybus is soooo cheap...


...they pay their First Officers $30,000 per year!!!


Skybus is soooo cheap...


...they pay their Captains $65,000 per year!!!


Ohhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[johnsonrod]

Skybus is so cheap, non-potable water directly from the lav is considered a luxury...

 

[Shrek]

Hey Shrek,
Didn't one of ours go to Skybus?

Yup.... Jim A from RIC did and of course DZ from STL but that is all I have actually confirmed........saw Jim personally down in MIA doing sim at Airbus.

 

[HA25]

Skybus is so cheap...

that everyone is going to want to fly on them and those stock options and profit sharing are going to make their pilots the richest in the industry!


Don't be surprised if that happens!

 

[Lazy8]

Last I read Skybus is laughing all the way to the bank, folks.

I would have never thought their business plan would work, but they're filling up the planes.