A woman is like an airplane, if she is the only thing sittin on the "ramp" and your only ride "home" but she doesn't meet your standards, lower your standards.
"If nobody in the room meets your exacting standards, lower your F%$&ing standards!!" -Me.
"Don't knock the fat girls. 'Round here, you need a girl who can keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer!" -My Buddy. (Sick bastard.)
The one guy is right about the company ink, though. Consider the possible impending gigantic Sh!tstorm if she decides the two of you are meant to be after you have decided otherwise. Not pretty.
(FWIW, I am married to one of my previous company's ink wells.)
Dude,
At least make some money doing this. It's called Hoggin. Everyone throws in money and the first one to bag the fattest girls wins the whole pot. Come on.
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