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Pilot needs help

tricky

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"Pilot needs help I have FFS"

I have seen on hear that there is a counsler that helps pilts with SJS. Well I need help with FFS (fat flight att Syndrome). Last night in XYZ city the 3 of us went out and the capt. left early. Well the big boned girl and I started to put them away pretty good, I didn't eat so I think that helped my vision go south too. (She ate 16 wings to the bone). Well when they called last call she insisted on buying the last round, she bought me a guiness and some Sh#tty shot. well I don't remember much until we got to the room but what I do remember is that she was big and when I tried to roll her over on top, her skin got stuck under my leg, it may have been her leg but who cares there was more fat on that leg than john maddens whole body.

Well its 1:04 pm now and she only left my room 2 hrs ago, it was hard for me too sleep because she took up pretty much the whole bed, and I kept the AC on high so that the smell of pig would be fanned around a bit.

Not sure but I think she is in love.

I believe my flying today will be off because I will have the sight of her roles in my head. Counslers (IF any talk me through this difficult situation just as you did for the people with SJS)

thanks
concerned pilot
 
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NYCPilot

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Dude, grow up. Your post reeks of immaturity and it's poorly contrived.

Another alter-ego.
 

SkyBoy1981

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Disgusting, but humorous. Good luck with that. :)
 

FN FAL

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NYCPilot said:
Dude, grow up. Your post reeks of immaturity and it's poorly contrived.

Another alter-ego.
:) When he's spending his off time changing diapers, he'll snap out of it.
 

NYCPilot

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...and as for me, I won't even consort with fat chicks. The risk of mixing alcohol with them is hazardous. Next time, don't put yourself in that position.
 

tricky

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An update, she called my room while I was in the shower and left a msg asking if I wanted tooo get lunch.
 

Clyde

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tricky said:
I have seen on hear that there is a counsler that helps pilts with SJS. Well I need help with FFS (fat flight att Syndrome). Last night in XYZ city the 3 of us went out and the capt. left early. Well the big boned girl and I started to put them away pretty good, I didn't eat so I think that helped my vision go south too. (She ate 16 wings to the bone). Well when they called last call she insisted on buying the last round, she bought me a guiness and some Sh#tty shot. well I don't remember much until we got to the room but what I do remember is that she was big and when I tried to roll her over on top, her skin got stuck under my leg, it may have been her leg but who cares there was more fat on that leg than john maddens whole body.

Well its 1:04 pm now and she only left my room 2 hrs ago, it was hard for me too sleep because she took up pretty much the whole bed, and I kept the AC on high so that the smell of pig would be fanned around a bit.

Not sure but I think she is in love.

I believe my flying today will be off because I will have the sight of her roles in my head. Counslers (IF any talk me through this difficult situation just as you did for the people with SJS)

thanks
concerned pilot

There is a reason why they say "Don't crap in your own playpen". Sorry man, but you stepped in it when you unzipped. Chock it up to a learning experience.
 

FN FAL

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tricky said:
An update, she called my room while I was in the shower and left a msg asking if I wanted tooo get lunch.
Get room service and start off on the right foot this time.
 

Redmeat

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Good Job

Do em all and sort em out later.

Son,

A woman is like an airplane, if she is the only thing sittin on the "ramp" and your only ride "home" but she doesn't meet your standards, lower your standards.
 

sleddriver77

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Words of...uh, wisdom??

"If nobody in the room meets your exacting standards, lower your F%$&ing standards!!" -Me.

"Don't knock the fat girls. 'Round here, you need a girl who can keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer!" -My Buddy. (Sick bastard.)

The one guy is right about the company ink, though. Consider the possible impending gigantic Sh!tstorm if she decides the two of you are meant to be after you have decided otherwise. Not pretty.

(FWIW, I am married to one of my previous company's ink wells.)
 
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chicksdgme

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Dude,
At least make some money doing this. It's called Hoggin. Everyone throws in money and the first one to bag the fattest girls wins the whole pot. Come on.
 

TopGun-MAV

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don't worry too much about it tricky she will soon move on. i had a similar situation happen to me only i wasn't drinking.

mav
 

pilotyip

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I bet you have college degree, that really helped didn't it.
 
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