Pilot needs help

[tricky]

"Pilot needs help I have FFS"

I have seen on hear that there is a counsler that helps pilts with SJS. Well I need help with FFS (fat flight att Syndrome). Last night in XYZ city the 3 of us went out and the capt. left early. Well the big boned girl and I started to put them away pretty good, I didn't eat so I think that helped my vision go south too. (She ate 16 wings to the bone). Well when they called last call she insisted on buying the last round, she bought me a guiness and some Sh#tty shot. well I don't remember much until we got to the room but what I do remember is that she was big and when I tried to roll her over on top, her skin got stuck under my leg, it may have been her leg but who cares there was more fat on that leg than john maddens whole body.

Well its 1:04 pm now and she only left my room 2 hrs ago, it was hard for me too sleep because she took up pretty much the whole bed, and I kept the AC on high so that the smell of pig would be fanned around a bit.

Not sure but I think she is in love.

I believe my flying today will be off because I will have the sight of her roles in my head. Counslers (IF any talk me through this difficult situation just as you did for the people with SJS)

thanks
concerned pilot

 

[NYCPilot]

Dude, grow up. Your post reeks of immaturity and it's poorly contrived.

Another alter-ego.

 

[Steveair]

NEVER stick your pen in company ink.

 

[SkyBoy1981]

Disgusting, but humorous. Good luck with that.

 

[FN FAL]

Dude, grow up. Your post reeks of immaturity and it's poorly contrived.

Another alter-ego.

When he's spending his off time changing diapers, he'll snap out of it.

 

[NYCPilot]

...and as for me, I won't even consort with fat chicks. The risk of mixing alcohol with them is hazardous. Next time, don't put yourself in that position.

 

[tricky]

An update, she called my room while I was in the shower and left a msg asking if I wanted tooo get lunch.

 

[Clyde]

I have seen on hear that there is a counsler that helps pilts with SJS. Well I need help with FFS (fat flight att Syndrome). Last night in XYZ city the 3 of us went out and the capt. left early. Well the big boned girl and I started to put them away pretty good, I didn't eat so I think that helped my vision go south too. (She ate 16 wings to the bone). Well when they called last call she insisted on buying the last round, she bought me a guiness and some Sh#tty shot. well I don't remember much until we got to the room but what I do remember is that she was big and when I tried to roll her over on top, her skin got stuck under my leg, it may have been her leg but who cares there was more fat on that leg than john maddens whole body.

Well its 1:04 pm now and she only left my room 2 hrs ago, it was hard for me too sleep because she took up pretty much the whole bed, and I kept the AC on high so that the smell of pig would be fanned around a bit.

Not sure but I think she is in love.

I believe my flying today will be off because I will have the sight of her roles in my head. Counslers (IF any talk me through this difficult situation just as you did for the people with SJS)

thanks
concerned pilot

There is a reason why they say "Don't crap in your own playpen". Sorry man, but you stepped in it when you unzipped. Chock it up to a learning experience.

 

[FN FAL]

An update, she called my room while I was in the shower and left a msg asking if I wanted tooo get lunch.

Get room service and start off on the right foot this time.

 

[Whiskerbizkit]

Hey, give the guy a break! He FINALLY got laid!

 

[vclean]

Maybe not. He may have just stuck it in a sweaty fold.

 

[GINCHBLASTER]

Don't hate, fat chicks give good head.

 

[FlamingFUPA]

Don't hate, fat chicks give good head.

Because they have to.

 

[migio]

Dude,you might want to contact Hugh on this one.

 

[cosmotheassman]

What moron would admit this to the public?

 

[Redmeat]

Good Job

Do em all and sort em out later.

Son,

A woman is like an airplane, if she is the only thing sittin on the "ramp" and your only ride "home" but she doesn't meet your standards, lower your standards.

 

[sleddriver77]

Words of...uh, wisdom??

"If nobody in the room meets your exacting standards, lower your F%$&ing standards!!" -Me.

"Don't knock the fat girls. 'Round here, you need a girl who can keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer!" -My Buddy. (Sick bastard.)

The one guy is right about the company ink, though. Consider the possible impending gigantic Sh!tstorm if she decides the two of you are meant to be after you have decided otherwise. Not pretty.

(FWIW, I am married to one of my previous company's ink wells.)

 

[chicksdgme]

Dude,
At least make some money doing this. It's called Hoggin. Everyone throws in money and the first one to bag the fattest girls wins the whole pot. Come on.

 

[TopGun-MAV]

don't worry too much about it tricky she will soon move on. i had a similar situation happen to me only i wasn't drinking.

mav

 

[pilotyip]

I bet you have college degree, that really helped didn't it.

 

[erj-145mech]

Well its 1:04 pm now and she only left my room 2 hrs ago, it was hard for me too sleep because she took up pretty much the whole bed, and I kept the AC on high so that the smell of pig would be fanned around a bit.

thanks
concerned pilot

Maybe that odor was a sexually induced disease fermenting with a yeast inflection and if that is the case, you're manhood will start to itch, then it will become unpleasant to relieve yourself. In a week to ten days, it'll just rot off, and you won't have to relive this ordeal.

Smile son, it could be worse!

 

[metalflyboy]

how sad

My best suggestion is that you drink less on your overnights and talk less on the day after. As a matter of fact, if you had done less talking on the night of the incident you probably wouldn't have found yourself in the situation in the first place. To clarify, this is my (pilot) husbands login, I, his wife am a flight attendant. You are the perfect example of who FA's should NEVER go out drinking with. You talk trash at night and then talk about the trashy stuff you did with a lonely FA the next day with all of your SHARK buddies. Your flight attendant friend has feelings too and maybe she regrets it too! If she doesn't I'm quite sure you will make sure she does! I am so fortunate that my husband doesn't play these games so many pilots do, and I have witnessed more than I care to, such as a little game we call musical wedding rings. I have also seen the aftermath. Ruined marriages & ruined careers to name a couple. This is a difficult career choice as far as social boundaries go. Slam clickers are scorned, but if you go out you take the chance of this very thing happening. It's a losing situation on both sides. DRINK LESS, it will protect your career too! Have dinner, keep the conversation clean, no company gossip, and drink 2 beers max. Then go back to your room and read a good book! Everyone gets out unscathed! If you are looking for someone to feel bad for you because you had relations with a fat girl while under the influence, I'm sorry but she's the one I feel bad for. In case you are wondering, no I'm not fat. Even the thin girls get bad reps from guys like you!

 

[migio]

I am so fortunate that my husband doesn't play these games so many pilots do



With all due respect,how do you know he doesnt play these games?

 

[Cardinal]

Have dinner, keep the conversation clean, no company gossip, and drink 2 beers max

I am just not interesting enough to live to this standard. Maybe if you're 40 you can pull it off, but guys like me in our early twenties? You've just eliminated the three core aspects of our life, boozing, flying, and sex. I'm left with nothing! I got nothing!

 

[Jack Mahogoff]

Dude,
At least make some money doing this. It's called Hoggin.

It's also called "Slump Bustin".

Remember, if it flies, floats, or f*cks, you're better off renting it!

By the way, what does shooting an ILS to ATP standards and going down on a fat flight attendant have in common?

If you go a dot low, you're in deep sh!t!

 

[Hugh Johnson]

"Go fat and ugly early or go home alone!" Famous words from Navy crewchief.

Judging by your flight time you are at a regional which means that this young lady is also probably 19 years old. Look forward to the crew room discussion she will have with the other FA's after you try and dump her and the "What kind of idiot is he" looks you will get from everyone else. Good job, you just made the rest of your time at that base miserable.

 

[viper548]

Look forward to the crew room discussion she will have with the other FA's after you try and dump her and the "What kind of idiot is he" looks you will get from everyone else. Good job, you just made the rest of your time at that base miserable.

He'll have the nickname "winkie"

 

[metalflyboy]

I am so fortunate that my husband doesn't play these games so many pilots do



With all due respect,how do you know he doesnt play these games?

because we work for the same airline!!!!!! And gossip goes everywhere!

 

[viper548]

By the way, what does shooting an ILS to ATP standards and going down on a fat flight attendant have in common?

If you go a dot low, you're in deep sh!t!

Who the hell goes down on a fat chick?

 

[metalflyboy]

I am just not interesting enough to live to this standard. Maybe if you're 40 you can pull it off, but guys like me in our early twenties? You've just eliminated the three core aspects of our life, boozing, flying, and sex. I'm left with nothing! I got nothing!

Well, as a matter of fact I AM over 40, as for early 20's ,, ok- but do it off the job site! Trust me- the talk in the crew lounge isn't worth the fun the week before- because the fun has been had and there isn't any fun in the crew lounge or overnight gossip when it's focused on YOU! Just some friendly advice