Outlaw Josey Wales

[HPaul3]

"Say old timer, do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"Well, no, unless round is funny."

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"At first I could not believe that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

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"Maybe it was Utah."

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"My name is Joel. I deal in human fulfilment. My company grossed over eight thousand dollars in a single night. Hell of a ride, huh kid?"

 

[414Flyer]

I am not sure if that story about the general is true or not. I have seen lots of different versions of it, attributed to different peoplel

Another good movie for one liners is "Army of Darkness" DukeNukem3d used a lot of the lines from the movie in that game.

 

[Smoking Man]

Josey Wales

Granny "you can pay me when you see me again Josey Wales"

 

[PilotMonkey]

"Im not going to hurt you...Im just going to bash your freakin head in!!"

 

[StaySeated]

"210,220...whatever it takes"

"this is some gourmet sh1t"

"lets not start sucking each others d1cks just yet"

"I thought you said I was alright spider..."

 

[prodigal]

Any line at all from Lonesome Dove.
"I ain't saying I did cheat and I ain't saying I didn't . . . but I will say this: any man that won't cheat at cards for a poke don't want one bad enough."

We don't rent pigs.

 

[WhiteCloud]

"I think that big talk is doodly-squat" "Pay me when you see me Josey" Granny

 

[prodigal]

more Lonesome Dove . . .

Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.

 

[toneal]

It has been a while since I seen Josey Wales but how about when the old guy is trying to sell that bottle of "stuff" and Josey spits on his shirt and asks him how it works on stains...

or..

He keeps spitting on the dogs head..

 

[dixieflyer]

"If your gonna die, die standing up!"

-Red Dawn

White kids with guns defending their homes by killing foreign invaders. We'll never see another movie like that ever again. It doesn fit the PC mold.

"It was five to one. I got four"