Outlaw Josey Wales

[HPaul3]

"Say old timer, do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"Well, no, unless round is funny."

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"At first I could not believe that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

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"Maybe it was Utah."

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"My name is Joel. I deal in human fulfilment. My company grossed over eight thousand dollars in a single night. Hell of a ride, huh kid?"

 

[414Flyer]

I am not sure if that story about the general is true or not. I have seen lots of different versions of it, attributed to different peoplel

Another good movie for one liners is "Army of Darkness" DukeNukem3d used a lot of the lines from the movie in that game.

 

[Smoking Man]

Josey Wales

Granny "you can pay me when you see me again Josey Wales"

 

[PilotMonkey]

"Im not going to hurt you...Im just going to bash your freakin head in!!"

 

[StaySeated]

"210,220...whatever it takes"

"this is some gourmet sh1t"

"lets not start sucking each others d1cks just yet"

"I thought you said I was alright spider..."

 

[prodigal]

Any line at all from Lonesome Dove.
"I ain't saying I did cheat and I ain't saying I didn't . . . but I will say this: any man that won't cheat at cards for a poke don't want one bad enough."

We don't rent pigs.

 

[WhiteCloud]

"I think that big talk is doodly-squat" "Pay me when you see me Josey" Granny

 

[prodigal]

more Lonesome Dove . . .

Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.

 

[toneal]

It has been a while since I seen Josey Wales but how about when the old guy is trying to sell that bottle of "stuff" and Josey spits on his shirt and asks him how it works on stains...

or..

He keeps spitting on the dogs head..

 

[dixieflyer]

"If your gonna die, die standing up!"

-Red Dawn

White kids with guns defending their homes by killing foreign invaders. We'll never see another movie like that ever again. It doesn fit the PC mold.

"It was five to one. I got four"

 

[Fitzy]

One of the best movies ever created---period!!!!!!!!!!!

Even dixiefag liked it.

 

[Capt.SpongeBob]

OK folks tell me from where these Eastwood quotes hail:

"Drop that blade....or you won't believe what happens next....even while it's happening"

Kid: Don't you think you have a drinking problem?
Eastwood: Only when I can't get one.
Kid: Don't you think you need help with your drinking?
Eastwood: Nope, I do just fine on my own.

Lady: Excuse me sir could you help me with my zipper? (back of dress)
Clint: Up or down?

 

[NJdispatcher]

"to hell with them fellow's, buzzards got to eat, so does them worms"

"now let's see... you say those horses belong to them there pilgrims"

TNT was playing old Eastwood movies this morning

 

[Purple Haze]

Tombstone

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that Smoke wagon and see what happens.

Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired...

I'm getting tired of your gas. Jerk that pistol and go to work.

I said throw down, boy.

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

 

[Thunderchief]

Tombstone-

And you music lover, you're next...

It's the drunk piano player, you can't hit nuthin', in fact you're probably seein double...

I got 2 guns...... One for each of ya.