Outlaw Josey Wales

[Salty Dog]

I like the part before the "dyin' aint much of a livin' boy" when the bounty hunter walks out of the saloon and Josey just stands there. When he walks back in everybody looks at him. He then says "I had to come back." Josey replies, "I know."

My question is, which character would be the MEC chairman and which the airline negotiator?!?

Of course, the part where Sondra Locke is getting gang-raped by the comancheros fits too when he says "They don't look so proud now."

I have always loved that movie and firmly believe it has the most quality one-liners in any flick before or since.

 

[momalley81]

More Clint quotes

While not one of the better of the series (the original is still the best) Sudden Impact had just as many good one-liners in the first 20 minutes as most of the rest of the series...

"Who's we, sucka?"
"Smith, and Wesson, and Me."

"Go ahead, make my day"

And one of the best, right up there with "... do ya feel lucky, well do ya punk?":

"No, it's not getting to me. The shootings, the knifings, the beatings. The old ladies getting bashed in the head for their social security checks, teachers getting thrown out of 4th floor windows because they don't give A's.

It's not even wading through the muck of this city day after day, wave after wave of red tape and apathy trying to sweep you away. It's not that.

You know what makes me sick, what really turns my stomach? Watching you stuff your face with those things. Nobody put's ketchup on a hot dog!"

 

[empenage]

Marine Corps General Reinwald was interviewed on the radio and
>you have to read his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning
>guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you got to
>love this!!!!
>This is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of
>a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster
>and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout
>Troop visiting his military installation.
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to
>teach these young boys when they visit your base?
>GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery
>and shooting.
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
>GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on
>the rifle range.
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous
>activity to be teaching children?
>GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper
>rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
>FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
>GENERAL REINWALD: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're
>not one, are you?
>The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

[temcgrew]

"you got the name of that truck driving school Mav? I might need it!"

 

[VGerect]

"Face it Flounder, you fu*ked up, you trusted us"


"Do you mind if we dance with yo dates"

 

[Toploader]

"We're on a mission from God"

"Where's the Caddy?" "I traded it for a microphone."

 

[Toploader]

Almost forgot....


"I hate Illinois Nazis."

 

[rodeopilot]

"Thats the funny thing about killing a man. You take away all hes got, and all hes ever gonna have"

"You know Ty, Im no slouch."
"Dont sell yourself short judge, youre a tremendous slouch"

 

[SpinDoctor]

"So he says to me...'there will be no tip, but on your deathbead you will receive total conscienceness'.....so I got dat goin for me."

 

[CCDiscoB]

A- for effort

SpinDoctor,

A- for effort, F for currency. Your Caddyshack currency must have expired.

"...there will be no money,..."
"so I got dat goin for me, which is nice."

 

[HPaul3]

"Say old timer, do these balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"Well, no, unless round is funny."

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"At first I could not believe that this woman, who looked as fertile as the Tennessee Valley, could not bear children. But the doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place, where my seed could find no purchase."

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"Maybe it was Utah."

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"My name is Joel. I deal in human fulfilment. My company grossed over eight thousand dollars in a single night. Hell of a ride, huh kid?"

 

[414Flyer]

I am not sure if that story about the general is true or not. I have seen lots of different versions of it, attributed to different peoplel

Another good movie for one liners is "Army of Darkness" DukeNukem3d used a lot of the lines from the movie in that game.

 

[Smoking Man]

Josey Wales

Granny "you can pay me when you see me again Josey Wales"

 

[PilotMonkey]

"Im not going to hurt you...Im just going to bash your freakin head in!!"

 

[StaySeated]

"210,220...whatever it takes"

"this is some gourmet sh1t"

"lets not start sucking each others d1cks just yet"

"I thought you said I was alright spider..."

 

[prodigal]

Any line at all from Lonesome Dove.
"I ain't saying I did cheat and I ain't saying I didn't . . . but I will say this: any man that won't cheat at cards for a poke don't want one bad enough."

We don't rent pigs.

 

[WhiteCloud]

"I think that big talk is doodly-squat" "Pay me when you see me Josey" Granny

 

[prodigal]

more Lonesome Dove . . .

Uva uvam vivendo varia fit.

 

[toneal]

It has been a while since I seen Josey Wales but how about when the old guy is trying to sell that bottle of "stuff" and Josey spits on his shirt and asks him how it works on stains...

or..

He keeps spitting on the dogs head..

 

[dixieflyer]

"If your gonna die, die standing up!"

-Red Dawn

White kids with guns defending their homes by killing foreign invaders. We'll never see another movie like that ever again. It doesn fit the PC mold.

"It was five to one. I got four"