Outlaw Josey Wales

[Fitzy]

One of the best movies ever created---period!!!!!!!!!!!

Even dixiefag liked it.

 

[Capt.SpongeBob]

OK folks tell me from where these Eastwood quotes hail:

"Drop that blade....or you won't believe what happens next....even while it's happening"

Kid: Don't you think you have a drinking problem?
Eastwood: Only when I can't get one.
Kid: Don't you think you need help with your drinking?
Eastwood: Nope, I do just fine on my own.

Lady: Excuse me sir could you help me with my zipper? (back of dress)
Clint: Up or down?

 

[NJdispatcher]

"to hell with them fellow's, buzzards got to eat, so does them worms"

"now let's see... you say those horses belong to them there pilgrims"

TNT was playing old Eastwood movies this morning

 

[Purple Haze]

Tombstone

Go ahead. Skin it. Skin that Smoke wagon and see what happens.

Listen Mister, I'm getting' tired...

I'm getting tired of your gas. Jerk that pistol and go to work.

I said throw down, boy.

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

 

[Thunderchief]

Tombstone-

And you music lover, you're next...

It's the drunk piano player, you can't hit nuthin', in fact you're probably seein double...

I got 2 guns...... One for each of ya.

 

[SpinDoctor]

A classic

So uh...why you goin to the airport...flyin somewhere?