This rumor is true!
I have been helping Gerard and the rest of the executive suite by personally calling furloughees.
My points of interest -
1. If recalled, what is your personal plan to enhance the disgracefully low executive compensation at AA?
2. How do you feel about adding the following duties to your job description:
- Picking up trash in the cabin
- Dumping the lavs
- Performing housekeeping duties at layover hotels
- Selling Tastefully Simple products in the airport between flights
3. Do you plan to lobby and petition the APA to press for a merger with Virgin America, in order to get Don Carty back in the AA executive suite?
Gerard and the rest of us executive types really need the boot-licking yes-voter types coming back on property. None of these troublemaking no-voter free thinkers. Hopefully, we'll have a good database when I'm done with my phone poll, so we know who to conveniently skip over.