dixieflyer
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- Feb 18, 2002
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The Minority Skies
This is a little dated, but since we are on the subject of affirmative action females.....
"I have 500 hrs and big knobby boobs and fly 747s w/ cathode ray tubes.
I may not know what Im doing or why, but I fly for the UNITED in the minority sky.
We are the pride of United fleet w/ Debbie, Tyrone, and Abdul Raheet.
In UAL ground school I flunked my exam, but it didn't matter I have a bearded clam.
I departed DEN on hot afternoon and one of the Boeings engines quit 10 knots too soon.
From the left to the right we started to swerve, but w/ my very low time, I lost my nerve.
She started to to rock and she started to roll and I knew real soon we would be a firey hole.
Then my Captain took over and stoped that big hog, he's a great pilot he was a commuter dog."
This is a little dated, but since we are on the subject of affirmative action females.....
"I have 500 hrs and big knobby boobs and fly 747s w/ cathode ray tubes.
I may not know what Im doing or why, but I fly for the UNITED in the minority sky.
We are the pride of United fleet w/ Debbie, Tyrone, and Abdul Raheet.
In UAL ground school I flunked my exam, but it didn't matter I have a bearded clam.
I departed DEN on hot afternoon and one of the Boeings engines quit 10 knots too soon.
From the left to the right we started to swerve, but w/ my very low time, I lost my nerve.
She started to to rock and she started to roll and I knew real soon we would be a firey hole.
Then my Captain took over and stoped that big hog, he's a great pilot he was a commuter dog."