NetJets' Captains need to get over themselves!

[-FlyAuburn-]

Guess I'll help the march to 500.

This thread is gay. But we have to keep it going.

 

[TORCH67]

Padding the thread like a liberal budget!

 

[CA1900]

Just wanted to let everybody know I'm still reading.

:laugh:

 

[QOL_is_great:)]

Are we there yet?

:smash:

 

[kab1027]

For ammusement purposes only.

LINCOLN AND OBAMA

1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used
the same Bible.

2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.

3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.

4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama
had very little experience before becoming President.

5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his
inauguration.

6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

8. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

9. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

10. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer.

 

[Semore Butts]

Hey

Which way is the bathroom?

 

[gutshotdraw]

It's impossible gutshot. There is $2.1 billion from the stimulus to put into research to make you all as awesome as me. Wasted money. It can't happen.

22

I know I'm a lost cause Fisch. Flylow might have a shot. After all, there's more than 3 TRILLION in the budget so there should be enough to make Flylow as awesome as you.

One closer.

 

[brokeflyer]

it's been a while since you all really, completly fcked up a thread this bad.

 

[fischman]

I know I'm a lost cause Fisch. Flylow might have a shot. After all, there's more than 3 TRILLION in the budget so there should be enough to make Flylow as awesome as you.

One closer.

Flylow attempted to attain my level of awesomeness through the Kohlinar ritual. He had a calling from an intelligence from space that defeated his resolve. Alas, he is still a cheese ball.

12 to go.

 

[gunfyter]

Fisch,

Avatar...

I use to teach formation flying. Students would pick their own callsign.

Stooges Flight checked in

Moe
Larry
Curly

on the radio....

 

[o2bflyn]

You know that there are about 15+ people who are all sitting back and waiting to become the magic 500th poster.

T minus 10.

 

[52Vincent]

Do we get a prize for being 500?:smash:

 

[o2bflyn]

Do we get a prize for being 500?:smash:

B19 will stop by and cook you dinner, then tell you how bad of a person you are.

I never said it was a good prize.

 

[brokeflyer]

I still can't get over myself for being so awesome.....it should be a crime.

 

[gutshotdraw]

B19 won't have the time. Remember, Netjets is furloughing everyone and he'll be flying every trip because he's just THAT awesome. More awesome than Fisch, even.

One more down.....

 

[brokeflyer]

he's not at awesome as me......i hurt myself cause im so good.

 

[brokeflyer]

he's not at awesome as me......i hurt myself cause im so good.

now im quoting myself

 

[brokeflyer]

quoting yourself is the TRUE showing of complete awesomeness.....

 

[brokeflyer]

quoting yourself is the TRUE showing of complete awesomeness.....

see what I mean?...isnt that cool?

 

[brokeflyer]

see what I mean?...isnt that cool?

see how cool I am????

 

[gunfyter]

Do we get a prize for being 500?:smash:

"There will be no money involved ... but on your deathbed, in the instant before death ... you will recieve...

TOTAL CONSCIOUSNESS​

 

[brokeflyer]

anyonoe wanna push for #1000 now?

 

[CA1900]

Only if Porter comes back. :laugh:

 

[G200_PILOT]

Only if Porter comes back. :laugh:

The best part about "Porter" is that not soon after this POS thread started, she commented what a great group we are when it comes to helping each other out and how proud she was to be here.

I'm gonna go puke now...

 

[CA1900]

The sooner a person realizes that all pilots are pricks deep down, the easier everything goes. :laugh:

 

[o2bflyn]

The sooner a person realizes that all pilots are pricks deep down, the easier everything goes. :laugh:

FACT

 

[fischman]

I let my SIC fly a pax leg today. What a mistake.

I am way more awesome that he is.

Brokeflyer. You cheated.

 

[NJAowner]

A surefire way for another 200 posts:

Dear NetJetWife:

It is my opinion that professional fractional pilots, like my local professional dentist, do not NEED to be tipped by me. Just my opinion.

(PS - It just came to me I have not seen her post ina while).

 

[Mike Jenvey]

NJAowner, you are a baaaaaad person!!!

 

[CA1900]

A surefire way for another 200 posts...

:laugh:

:beer: