Most embarassing moment

[mattfish42]

Here I sit, typing with a broken wrist, yet another casualty of the Lear 35 bottom door. All my coworkers think it's hilarious.
Everywhere I go now, people see the cast on my arm and ask, "What happened?"
They never believe me when I answer, "I fell out of an airplane."

 

[LJ45]

funny

I order 300 gallons of Jet Negative Piss instead of saying Prist on the Unicom.
When I walked in FBO, the Girl behind the counter couldn't stop laughing..she new me!

I also told a female controller after she asked "how is your ride?" ...I said "we have just a little nipple up here" The other pilot about died, starting laughing hard, I started laughing she kept saying "say again" "say again" we could not talk on the radio for ten minutes until we stopped laughing like fools.

Yes, I am the king of faux pas!

 

[jimpilot]

Asked a charter passenger when she was due - she wasn't pregnant!

 

[Flyforyou]

Just about ran down the battery on a 172 trying to start it when I finally looked down to see the fuel was in the off position! It looked like both to me when I looked at it... oh well.


Fly

 

[FlyJordan]

Tried to taxi without removing chocks, had to shut down, get out and get them and start up again. I dont think anyone out side saw, it was a really small airport, but it sure made a good impression on the girl on the inside.

Flew one of what seems like the only 172's in the world with no fueling steps and who needs a ladder? Fuel hose in one hand, pulling myself up with the other, foot slips off the back of the strut and down I go, then nozzle hits me in the face. I felt like the worlds largest retard. Thankfully I didnt hurt myself tobadly, bruises, scrapes, and a few sore muscles.

Yeah and I would not try any 100LL in the face either, tastes about like it smells.

oh yeah, I said yes sir or something to a female controller one time, I was thinking about something else while talking on the radio (bad idea), then after I said it I tried to appoligize and that just made me seems like a bigger idiot, thankfully she didnt seem to pissed.

 

[Mr. Irrelevant]

Tried to taxi with cocks

Far more information than we need to know.....

Mr. I.

 

[FlyJordan]

better?

 

[jetexas]

I almost knocked myself out running up the conveyor belt to get in the cargo bay of the ATR after a preflight. I raised my head too soon and hit the door, which was hanging down. My hat went flying down to the ground and I literally saw stars. I went down and picked up my hat with a bleeding forehead (from that d*mn emblem stem above the bill). The passengers were all boarding into the back of the plane. I'm sure they all saw me but I didn't dare look.

 

[Z28_Pilot]

Tried to taxi without removing cocks

I bet that was painful!!!!

 

[El Cóndor]

Big mess

How about throwing up on a PPL checkride. I had not eaten lunch (test started at 1300) and after a grueling unusual attitude recovery portion I started feeling kind of nauseous. I open the 172 window and take deep breaths . . . no dice. I tell the examiner that the stuff is coming out soon so I lean out . . . he says not a good idea 'cause I'll be all over the airplane. I ask for suggestions (there is no plastic bag) and he says put it under your t-shirt, so I pull the collar above my nose and let it loose. He took control of the airplane for a few minutes, and I thought maybe he'll end it there, but nonetheless he let me continue the checkride (there was only one maneuver left) and land the airplane. Of course he didn't spend too much time in the plane after shut down ha ha as he hastily walked off to the school to type up my temporary license. I spend most of the post-flight trying to come up with an excuse for the big stain in my shirt that my instructor and the people at the school would surely notice (not to mention the smell), but as I was walking off the ramp I remember that I had put my gym bag in the trunk of my car so I was able to grab a clean shirt and sneak to the bathroom to change shirts. It was all to no avail as the examiner had told a few people and they had that "special" grin in their faces when they congratulated me. You can take it for granted that neither my examiner or I will EVER forget that checkride!

 

[FlyJordan]

I might have put it all over the plane rather than my shirt, just take a hose to the plane and it will be good as new, but either way that just sucks. I have never had that problem but I always carry a few sick sacks in my flight bag in case passengers get sick.

 

[EatSleepFly]

oh yeah, I said yes sir or something to a female controller one time,

Haha, I said, "thank you sir" to a female Canadian Customs agent on the phone a couple months back. Whoooops.

She acted like she didn't hear it, but she must've. I felt like a douche. It was too early in the morning or somethin', cause she sure didn't sound like a man.

 

[charlie2]

About 25 years ago I was teaching a private ground school class and was on weather stuff. The class had a few women in it intently hanging on every word I said of course. When I was trying to say "cold front" I accidently said very clearly "fold cun_" I corrected myself very quickly but as I was looking at the class of about 20 or so, based on their wide grins, I could see that no one missed what I said. Just thinking of that incident still makes me turn beet red! I have 40 more very embarressing stories just to do with flying and ten times as many outside flying. It sucks being me!

 

[bluesky421]

I was Fueling a C-185 on day and i slipped off the ladder. I ended up on the ramp with the fuel nozzel on my chest. What made it worse was the when i fell, i pulled the grounding wire off the airplane. It then proceeded to smack me squarly in the face, as it automatically retracted back to the fuel truck. All of this in front of the owners daughter, who was about my age. Smooth....real smooth.

 

[bluesky421]

Anyone walk into the wing on a cessna?