On my first flight to Canada we were all driving to the hotel when our forty-something flight attendant, who was new (but that's no excuse) suddenly says: "Where are we? I mean...Where is Canada, anyways?" She proceded to tell us that she grew up in the South and never traveled much. We were stunned.
I then said to her: "Well, do you know where Australia is?" Her reply was more stunning then her question: "Well OF COURSE I know where Australia is." As if that was a given. Then: "Well, I know OF it." To which I replied: "Well, we're nowhere near it." The captain nearly hurt himself laughing.
She did have a sense of humor, though, and let us have fun at her expense for the rest of the trip. In case you were wondering, no, she really did not know where the country of Canada is located.
I then said to her: "Well, do you know where Australia is?" Her reply was more stunning then her question: "Well OF COURSE I know where Australia is." As if that was a given. Then: "Well, I know OF it." To which I replied: "Well, we're nowhere near it." The captain nearly hurt himself laughing.
She did have a sense of humor, though, and let us have fun at her expense for the rest of the trip. In case you were wondering, no, she really did not know where the country of Canada is located.