Let's Hear it Folks ! You Might be a FR8DOG if......

[Showtime]

You might be a freight dog if the mechanics goes down to the main deck to take a shower with bottled water in flight...

 

[TWA]

You might be a freight dog if your aircraft's logs are in spanish.

 

[JediNein]

If you've ever used a flashlight or two for landing, nav, or position lights. TG for duct, er, speed tape!

Bonus points if you broke down and bought a green lens for the flashlight.

 

[8inMan]

You don't complain about being put up at the Craphole Motel. You're just happy they put you up in a motel intstead of leaving you at the fbo for 10 hours.

 

[PURPLEHAZE21]

The Barber Pole is the Goal.......250 to the Marker is Norm......and Missed approaches are every 6 months....in the sim !!!!!!

 

[airfish]

If a dispatcher has ever said "the radar looks reasonable along you route of flight" and ten minutes after takeoff your FO's flightbag bounces its way into your lap.

Take care,
Fish

 

[belchfire]

If you are more suspecting of an aircraft that just came out of mx than one that is about to go home for mx, you might be a freight dog...

 

[airfish]

p.s.
It should be fixed. We looked at it and it seems fine.

Write-up: Aircraft turns uncontrollably to the right. Straight and level flight is obtained by constant left aileron pressure.

Mechanics actions: No problems noted, return to service

Take care,
Fish

 

[belchfire]

If you know that the hotel sink, soap, coffee pot, hair dryer and heater/airconditioner are also laundry appliances...

 

[richav8ter]

FR8dog

You been asked to slow to final approach speed because your van is catching the lear on final

or you've been told to "slow it all the way down" and then when your at 70 kts in your Caravan, towers laughs and says "OK speed it back up"

both happened this week @ ATL