TIGV
Age Quod Agis
- Joined
- Jan 4, 2005
- Posts
- 377
Humour is the best medicine !
YOU MIGHT BE A FREIGHT DOG IF .......
You put your cig out in your spitcan @ Fl 190 somewhere over the midwest at o-dark thirty.
If you get asked once a month by center how long your outfit is gonna stay in business.
You have an MEL but you're scared to read it, " Ah hell, this sh&* all failed enroute, honest !
You watch about every sunrise while rubbing monkey-grease off your stubbled chin, ( what is that stuff anyway ???!! )
You are lower on the social ladder than the guy who just threw some kero in your ancient batterd T-prop.
You got more severe weather flying under your belt than the Hurricane Hunters.
VMO stands for ' Variable Max Operating Speed '
You've had the otto-pilot disconnect while rummaging in the back for something to pi$$ in. ( true ! )
You've exceeded the ' demonstrated ' x-wind and every other **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** wind component listed in your 'luminum steed's POH, by over 200 percent.
The Fed gets a scared look when you offer 'em a ride while they're ramping you.
Freight Sledding is a hell of a job, I love all you unique folk I've met doing it, stay safe an add to the thread, I need a good laugh!
YOU MIGHT BE A FREIGHT DOG IF .......
You put your cig out in your spitcan @ Fl 190 somewhere over the midwest at o-dark thirty.
If you get asked once a month by center how long your outfit is gonna stay in business.
You have an MEL but you're scared to read it, " Ah hell, this sh&* all failed enroute, honest !
You watch about every sunrise while rubbing monkey-grease off your stubbled chin, ( what is that stuff anyway ???!! )
You are lower on the social ladder than the guy who just threw some kero in your ancient batterd T-prop.
You got more severe weather flying under your belt than the Hurricane Hunters.
VMO stands for ' Variable Max Operating Speed '
You've had the otto-pilot disconnect while rummaging in the back for something to pi$$ in. ( true ! )
You've exceeded the ' demonstrated ' x-wind and every other **CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED****CENSORED** wind component listed in your 'luminum steed's POH, by over 200 percent.
The Fed gets a scared look when you offer 'em a ride while they're ramping you.
Freight Sledding is a hell of a job, I love all you unique folk I've met doing it, stay safe an add to the thread, I need a good laugh!