Let's Hear it Folks ! You Might be a FR8DOG if......

[bradcfi]

...and a two way conversation with mice.

 

[mar]

...

...or sing at the top of your lungs to stop yourself from falling asleep...

...but only *after* you check for a stuck mike...

...cause that'd look really dumb.

 

[Tex]

I'm Drunk

You might be a dog if you plan the duty day around the local bar or hooker schedule.

 

[TWA]

You convince dispatch to let you land at another airport because there's a waffle house across the street.

 

[Kaman]

Had a few conversations with both mice, organs and radioactive isotopes. Oh, and the dreaded..."fecal, urine and tissue samples plus infectious diesease material...Hard to believe that they would send that stuff via a Learjet to my beat-up Cherokee 6!

 

[mar]

You might be a dog if you know...

...that human hair is hazmat because it's combustible.

And blood is corrosive to aluminum.

 

[AerroMatt]

If you can't remember if you're supposed to avoid thunderstorms by 20 miles or 20 feet.

if MSP center clears you for approach to DIK and never bothers to mention which approach (just leaves that up to you, since they have no radar below 8000ft anyway).

 

[shortbus driver]

if you don't have an apartment and just take a shower and sleep at the ups hub. can you call that a permanent address?

if you have gotten vectors for 500 miles direct when able without a gps

 

[NoPax]

Heard this last night from a friend of mine...

'Cleared to Destination direct, climb to 13000, deviations in heading and altitude approved' - there was no-one else flying

 

[grog_sit_reserv]

You're a Fr8 dog if....

Your go-no-go decision is based on where your car is parked.

You've created your own approach by combining elements you liked from other approaches because yer smarter than them boys who built that original LOC BC

You've told other Fr8 Mutts about it and they like it too.

You name it the "Sneaky Creek Arrival, Pilot Nav" just like you think Elrey Jepp would've