This ain't no merger...Now this here is a merger....
[FONT="]Wet® Personal Lubricants Celebrates Weenie Wedding Wednesday By Hosting Vow Renewal For "Hillbilly Hot Dogs" Owners[/FONT]
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[FONT="]VALENCIA, Calif., Dec. 6, 2012 /PRNewswire/ -- Trigg Laboratories, makers of Wet® Personal Lubricants, will help Sonny and Sharie Knight, owners of the world-famous
Hillbilly Hot Dogs restaurant in West Virginia, celebrate 13 years of blissful weenie wedlock on December 12.
It's a merger made in heaven or at least W.Va.
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[FONT="]Wet® Personal Lubricants competed with many other candidates to host the 30 th vow renewal for the hot dog hillbillies. The
company's video submission convinced the couple that the "Chapel of Everlasting Lube for Everlasting Love" was the perfect place to prepare for the next 13 years of their meaty marriage.
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[FONT="]"Trigg Laboratories is so excited to host Sonny and Sharie as they renew their vow to love each other," said Jennifer Martsolf, vice president of marketing at Trigg Laboratories. "Personal lubricants are a key ingredient in any relationship fun, and Wet's long-lasting formula is the [/FONT]
[FONT="]In their
winning video submission, Wet® Personal Lubricants pointed out that hot
dogs and lube were a perfect pair: "You've got a way with weenies, and since 1989, we've been makin' all the fixins' to cover them." [/FONT]
[FONT="]In addition to providing a specially-appointed chapel for the "Wedding Weenie Wednesday" ceremony,
Wet® Personal Lubricants will offer Sonny and Sharie a full celebration at the company's Valencia headquarters, complete with an officiant, a band, a hot dog barbeque and, of
course, lots of lube.
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[FONT="]Sonny and Sharie Knight married and launched their renowned restaurant, Hillbilly Hot Dogs, in 1999. The weenie stand, which has two locations in West Virginia, was featured on Guy Fieri's popular show "Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives" and is home to the infamous "Homewrecker," a 15 inch all-beef weenie covered with sauteed peppers and onions, jalapenos, habanero sauce, nacho cheese, Sharie's homemade chili sauce, mustard, coleslaw, lettuce, tomatoes and shredded cheese.
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Hillbilly Report..... Question For The Supreme Court: How About Same Sex Mergers?
by: Hilbilly
The recent Supreme Court decision CITIZENS UNITED v. FEDERAL ELECTION COMMISION seems to say that Corporations are the same as people. OK Supreme Court, lemme ask you this: If two male corporations or two female corporations want to merge (Same Sex Merger), will you let them or will you deny the merger and cite DOMA?
NOW That there is sum type o' merger....