"Our workin' stiff gets only 3-4 hour credit for the 14 hours per day at home but our lucky pilot gets the full 24 hours credit every day!"
Ha! I'm Busted!
It's nice to see people that can use BOTH analytical
and reading comprehension skills at the same time.
Now...let's play some more of my favorite number/mind/word games:
Q: "How much does an airline pilot work in a month?"
At one point in time, (when I worked for a scheduled 121 Pax carrier) my lines typically had 18-20 days off a month.
When I told friends and relatives this, they would "OOOH and AHHH" and remark how they would only like "to work 10-12 days a month".
Sounded pretty good right?
Then I would tell them I worked as much, or MORE, than they did.
( "WTF? NO way! I work 40 hours a week, 20 days a month! )
Then I would tell them that I averaged a 60+ hour work week compared to their 40.
( HUH? )
Sure... 10 days away from home is 240 hours per month, or on average, 60 hours a week
at work.
( Wow! You get 20 hours of OVERTIME every WEEK !!? )
NO. I only get paid 75 hours a month.
By this time, they were totally confused, thought that I was drunk out of mind making no sense at all, and would tell me to have another beer and walk away shaking their head.
Q: " Well, How much does an airline pilot get paid? "
I make $156/hour.
(WOW! for 240 hours a month?)
No. for 75 hours a month.
( But you go to work 240 hours a month? )
Right. Some of those hours I get paid $156/hr, but some of them I get $1.75/hr.
( WHAT!!? $1.75 an HOUR!?)
Well okay, sometimes I get $2.00 an hour.
(????)
Funny thing is....If I don't go to work at all, I get paid my regular Salary.
( But...But...you're an hourly worker I thought? )
Yes. Unless I don't go to work, or work very little. Then I'm salaried, and I'll only make $140,000 a year.
But, I made $160,000 last year.
(WTF !!? Well...then you're NOT salaried.)
Right...except sometimes I am.
This is usually the point where they said " have a another toke on the Bong..."
So, there are as many answers to these questions as Medusa has snakes coming out of her head.
We can make it sound as bad, or as good, as we choose.
It's all a matter of perspective, careful wording, and tricky math.
YKW