Now that's funny. Wishful thinking on your part, Junior.
Wishful thinking on MY part? Get real.
Like FedEx and UPS, DHL's domestic operations are served by an airline.
Two airlines, in fact. The larger of the two doesn't have industry-standard cargo doors on many of it's airplanes, a deficiency that will take millions of dollars, and years to correct. At least their planes can land in fog. Ah, technology!
The other airline has cargo doors in all their planes, but they can't land in fog. They could probably
get certified to land in fog, but there doesn't seem to be any rush to do so. Meanwhile, the morale is so low at both airlines that some pilots are openly beginning to take pleasure in the service failures of their respective carriers. This, even
before the major pay cuts that will likely be imposed upon them by their management. Ah joy!
Like FedEx and UPS, DHL has a hub. Except it's not in a major city where there would be ready access to transportation and a workforce. No, DHL's hub is in the middle of a rural cornfield, where there's little access to anything but...CORN. At least the labor is cheap in rural America. So cheap, in fact, that certain rampers have recently been caught supplementing their income by performing sex acts in the cargo containers between inbound flights. Ah, free enterprise!
Others (presumably the males) are supplementing their low wages the old-fashioned way...by employee theft. Which, by some accounts, is up by 2,500% since the move to ILN. Ah, industry!
DHL's customer satisfaction levels have been falling steadily for the past few years. It's become so bad, in fact, that they've lost several major customers in the past year alone. The only asset of stand-alone value that DHL either owns or controls are their International operations. They
say they're committing a billion dollars (U.S.) to compete with UPS and FedEx. But industry analysts say it will take 3 to 5 times that amount...money that DHL either doesn't have, or is too cheap to part with.
Now, who's dreaming?