After posting that (and being banned for it), I was advised to ask myself if my boss would fire me for saying aloud what I had posted. The answer is a most definete YES, and he would probably take me out in the parking lot and kick my ass too. The joke was insulting and completely uncalled for, and I wish to offer a sincere apology to those offended. I can't offer any sort of excuse or justification for my actions because there isn't one. It was just plain wrong, and stupid besides. I intend to refrain from making such jokes in the future.
Again, I sincerely apologise for being an insensitive fool.
Again, I sincerely apologise for being an insensitive fool.