I Hate Women!

[BoDEAN]

Try your luck on eHARMONY

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

 

[FN FAL]

FN...Where in Wisconsin are you from? Only Wisconsinites know what a "supper club" is and Hey Dumb Luck, I said hi to your girl down at the bingo hall in Kenosha...when did her hair start turning silver?

South Central, just like in the ICE-T song...just not Compton.

 

[MINIME]

See...I love the ladies but you have to play the game right. Unless the circumstances are oddly stacked in your favor, that is, it's obvious she wants you more than a Prada bag.. generally stay away from the great looking ones. They want your wallet more than they want you most of the time. This is a fact that most of us don't realize! All this BS about stability and security spells one thing only, SHE WANTS YOU TO SPEND LOTS OF MONEY ON HER! Period! And if you can't or won't do it, she knows she can run down the street and find somebody that will. And in alot cases they do.

But of course there are always exceptions. My girl is one of them. HE HE HE HE

 

[AerroMatt]

See? There's another reason to marry my right hand! My right hand NEVER expects me to spend lots of money on it!

 

[skydivinguy]

Damn, this is one funny thread! My last GF should be in some lab being studied for her craziness!!! My current GF makes up for all that past misery tho....

 

[Flyingdutchman]

Yeah, let us know how life is in 3 months...

 

[FlyinScotsman]

I need to vent a little!

Are there any women out there who are not all f*cked up in their heads ?

Are there any women out there who wont turn psycho on you after 3/4 months ?

Are there any women out there who wont wake you up every dang day at 5 AM with their psycho phone calls ?

Are there any women out there without way too much emotional junk in their trunk ?

Dude are you dating my sister????

If not she sounds perfect for you. You have all the previous experience to deal with her and her junk in the trunk.

 

[Flyingdutchman]

LOL.. Been there, done it...

 

[NewBlue]

1) My right hand has never cheated on me.

2) My right hand has never stood me up.

3) My right hand doesn't mind sharing me with my left hand.

4) My right hand doesn't mind if I look at other hands.

5) My right hand doesn't mind if I look at women.

6) My right hand never has a headache.

7) My right hand is always ready and willing when I am.

8) My right hand doesn't mind if I have a night out with the boys.

9) My right hand is willing to sleep on the wet spot.

10) I never have to explain football to my right hand.

Of course there is the ultimate humiliation when your hand goes to sleep on you.:blush:

 

[skydivinguy]

Yeah, let us know how life is in 3 months...

six months and life is good! hope you guys can find a gal this sweet, then maybe you can use your hands for other purposes....lol!