Hotel Room Items

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Had two drunk young women knock on my door in underware one night, I didn't unlock the door and went back to bed

I had something similar happen. I woke up one morning and had two flight attendants banging on my door, so I got out of bed and let them out.

 

[mullet]

I'm waiting for the day check into my room and find a 'upper decker'. You know, a steamer in the toilet tank!

 

[Rottweiller]

The hotel we used to stay at in BHM was the pits (Sheraton I think). You would get unmade up room, those with people already in them, people enter your room thinking it's theirs as they only just got a key from front desk. I even got one that as I opened the door some guy was "drilling for oil" with his misses!!

Still soaps etc are all fair game - can't remember the last time I had to go and buy soap

 

[AKAAB]

Grossest? Late arrival in BUF, wake up the next morning, throw back the covers, and discover several large smears of blood (and small clots) on the underside of the topsheet. A quick body check and I realized it wasn't mine! (I did have a slight case of pinkeye that morning, too). Apparently, the housekeeper changed the bottom sheets, but simply put the top sheets back on. Two days of calls to the Health Department, my MD, and CDC and I ended up on a prophylactic AZT regimen due to the small risk of catching the bad kind of cooties. I still have to have a blood test every six months to make sure nothing is lurking.

Kinda felt like waking up in the morning, realizing you had slept with someone the night before, and having absolutely no idea who , or what, it was! Ick!

Stealing? Shampoos and soaps go into a collection box at home base for donation to a homeless rehab group. I usually round up all of the pens and give them to CSR's or leave them in the cockpit.

Pen tip...if you have those springy pen clips in the cockpit, throw away the pen caps. That way, the next guy is more likely to leave it for everyone to use instead of taking it for himself!

Cheers!
AKAAB

 

[dgs]

Grossest hotel find

About 10 years ago in San Antonio. Toilet flushing mechanism was malfunctioning. Investigation revealed the culprit to be a stained feminine protection product in the upper tank. Do you ever wonder what happens when the girl says, "Give me a minute to use the restroom." before she joins you in the sack?

 

[belchfire]

funny and gross...

sittin on the can one morning in MWA
(Marion,Il) when I leaned over to do the
paperwork, the whole d&med commode
tipped! The bolts holding the flippen thing
to the floor were loose!

As for stealing the towles...if it is a scuzzy
pit like in MWA, take the worn out towles...
the only way they ever replace them is
when enough of them go missing!!! That
isn't stealing, that is maintenance!

 

[I.P. Freley]

I've never taken any toilet paper (I use a different brand LOL), but why would THAT be considered "stealing"? It is a "consumable", after all, just like the shampoo/soap/mouthwash/etc. When in doubt, I guess you could take the "current" roll home with ya and then put the standby in the holder. I guess half a roll is easier on the conscience than one that's still in the wrapper!

Grossest hotel room find for ME is nothing more than a floater in the loo, but one of our former flight attendants swears that she found a dog poo on the bedspread upon checking in at one of our lovely Clarion hotels... And the same hotel has been accused of at least one flea attack.

I was forced into a smoking room last month and it seemed that the room had been host to a Marlboro convention, as it reeked beyond description and even the WALLS seemed yellowed.

 

[ArcticFlier]

Grossest? Dropped my cell phone on the floor and it bounced under the bed. I lifted the bed spread and found the phone as well as a used rubber.

AF

 

[Freightdog75]

In CLT the "woman" checks us in and goes to the room while I'm out picking us up something to eat. Come back to find that the room we had gotten so lucky to be in that night(for a minute or two) was obviously(sp?) used the night before to shoot a "film" !!! There were the boxes still from the halogen lights, the good ol' lube juice(lots of it), and film wrapping in the garbage. Unbelieveable!!!!!

As far as the stealing goes...........Sorry, it's open season as far as I'm concerned. My broke a$$ will do what I have too. Now I don't take batteries, or lightbulbs, but a occational towl and coffee, soap, shampoo, etc......doesn't hurt.

FD75

 

[Muttley]

Hey freightdog what hotat was that in CLT? Did you still stay in that room? That ist just nasty.

Mutt

 

[Muttley]

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[ray4445]

Rank said it all! That's what we call judgement...Right?

And ICU probably saved himself the embarassment of an STD! Unless of course they were FA's from SKYW...They are all virgins.

 

[higherflyer]

Nastiest find

Most disgusting thing I ever found was in a hotel on a Heathrow overnight-- pulled down the covers to find a hair club collection of pubes and in the bathroom trashcan, a wrapper for and a used pair of paper 'knickers'.

We never stayed there again. We complained and the hotel was taken off the approved list.

 

[DTWFO]

One of our FA's was bitten by a brown recluse (sp?) spider at our hotel in LIT. Apparently it was living in the bed sheets. She had to go to the emergency room in the middle of the night. This is the same place you have to beat the ants off your overnight bag when you get up in the morning

 

[FL350]

Any further stories should list the names of the hotels so that those of us who have some say over where we stay can avoid these places.

I am not sure whether to laugh or cry over these stories. I can only imagine the things I have slept in/with/on without knowing.