Hotel Room Items

[ICU]

Taking the toilet paper home is just wrong! Why on earth would you let your family and friends use that sandpaper!

Guess when we are down to, who stole the toilet paper there can't be much else happening? Funny as hell though.

Had two drunk young women knock on my door in underware one night, I didn't unlock the door and went back to bed, thought of dead puppies to take my mind of the distraction, and kicked myself all the next day, I know! I'm crazy! Thats never going to happen again.

 

[WrightAvia]

two drunk young women knock on my door in underware one night

Maybe the girls saw you in uniform earlier and thought you were "DOC" from the love boat series. They were probably just knocking on your door, so you could diagnose what them bumps all over their "whoo whoos" were.

 

[Weasel Keeper]

Weird stuff left by pilots is an interesting subject. A few years back I worked as a maintenance guy at a local hotel and had aircrews who stayed there. Every three months we flipped the matresses...to make for even wear making the matress life longer...

A lot of regular aircrew rooms we would find the best porno mags you could find under the matresses...and some that were just plain scary (fat chicks etc...lol).

Even found a double headed dildo under one matress...
I think the head housekeeper still has that in her desk drawer...heh.

 

[WrightAvia]

did it smell like pilot dookie?

 

[Kneeboards Rock]

What about the coat hangers? I have about 30 of them at home -- all with the clips to hang your pants from. But you have to take the ones with the big hook on the top, not the funky ones.

 

[Ronnie Dobbs]

Had two drunk young women knock on my door in underware one night, I didn't unlock the door and went back to bed

I had something similar happen. I woke up one morning and had two flight attendants banging on my door, so I got out of bed and let them out.

 

[mullet]

I'm waiting for the day check into my room and find a 'upper decker'. You know, a steamer in the toilet tank!

 

[Rottweiller]

The hotel we used to stay at in BHM was the pits (Sheraton I think). You would get unmade up room, those with people already in them, people enter your room thinking it's theirs as they only just got a key from front desk. I even got one that as I opened the door some guy was "drilling for oil" with his misses!!

Still soaps etc are all fair game - can't remember the last time I had to go and buy soap

 

[AKAAB]

Grossest? Late arrival in BUF, wake up the next morning, throw back the covers, and discover several large smears of blood (and small clots) on the underside of the topsheet. A quick body check and I realized it wasn't mine! (I did have a slight case of pinkeye that morning, too). Apparently, the housekeeper changed the bottom sheets, but simply put the top sheets back on. Two days of calls to the Health Department, my MD, and CDC and I ended up on a prophylactic AZT regimen due to the small risk of catching the bad kind of cooties. I still have to have a blood test every six months to make sure nothing is lurking.

Kinda felt like waking up in the morning, realizing you had slept with someone the night before, and having absolutely no idea who , or what, it was! Ick!

Stealing? Shampoos and soaps go into a collection box at home base for donation to a homeless rehab group. I usually round up all of the pens and give them to CSR's or leave them in the cockpit.

Pen tip...if you have those springy pen clips in the cockpit, throw away the pen caps. That way, the next guy is more likely to leave it for everyone to use instead of taking it for himself!

Cheers!
AKAAB

 

[dgs]

Grossest hotel find

About 10 years ago in San Antonio. Toilet flushing mechanism was malfunctioning. Investigation revealed the culprit to be a stained feminine protection product in the upper tank. Do you ever wonder what happens when the girl says, "Give me a minute to use the restroom." before she joins you in the sack?