High Tension Van Rides

[Tarzan]

What's a high tension van?

-Goose

That is one of the vehicles that you see hanging in the big power lines.

 

[flyboyike]

What's a high tension van?

-Goose

Actually, that would be any van that has high tension leads, which, for those who don't know, is the British term for spark plug wires. Therefore, any van that's not a diesel is a high tension van.

Hope this helps.

 

[Goose Egg]

I was not aware of that.

-Goose

 

[ya buoy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goose Egg
What's a high tension van?

-Goose


this gazelle was drivin a van full of cheetahs on cocaine and...........

 

[Richard Gozinya]

to a Southwest crew.... one of their F/As was bragging the whole way to the hotel about how good her blowjobs are. imp: :nuts: :beer:

GOD, I want to fly with those F/A's @ Southwest SSSSOOOOO BBBAAADDDDD. God Bless those ladies.

Dick

 

[Kream926]

i had a high tension van ride one morn after a flight attendant and i got it on

 

[Britpilot]

Just drop a nice fart, always a good ice breaker.

 

[XJ-spartacus]

Nothing fires up the colon like pickled eggs and cabbage. If you really want to gamble, drink some Budweiser the night before. If your looking to really make the other people convulse, use Tequila as a catalyze. You might want to consider wearing protection when you release that one....

-Spartacus

 

[nwa_contrails]

What's a high tension van?
-Goose

That is one of the vehicles that you see hanging in the big power lines.

...but that's not important right now...

 

[zawillif]

No. I've been in vans where everyone was tired and quiet. This was different.

 

[HelloNewman]

It was probably Newwoman, and he hates ASA because you're ALPA members!

I don't hate ASA members because they are ALPA. I actually feel sorry for them that they are being brainwashed by the big ALPO machine. ALPO is so desperate to risk sacrificing ASA to be able and say SEE if you have ALPA this is what we can do. It isn't very union like of ALPA to want to sacrifice ASA pilots to further their agendas. Even ASAs own pilots admit ALPA is using them like puppets. If ASA pilots are interested in putting down the koolaid now is the time. There are lots of SkyWest anti-ALPA pilots starting to band together. I think it is time to get a SkyWest-ASA anti-union/ALPA coalition going. Those who want to "burn the place down" need not apply.

 

[MYFpilot]

i had a high tension van ride one morn after a flight attendant and i got it on

Was HE hot?

 

[atlcrashpad]

I've been on the OMA bus and didn't say anything to a Southwest crew....

...granted it was because one of their F/As was bragging the whole way to the hotel about how good her blowjobs are. imp: :nuts: :beer:

I gots ta get on wif SWA..... Yeahhhhh Bouyyyyyyy.....

 

[BigLebowski]

It was probably Newwoman, and he hates ASA because you're ALPA members!

In his defense...I dont' believe he hates ALPA, probably just doesn't see the advantage of it on property.

I have no beef with ALPA whatsoever, I just don't see how they would benefit SkyWest pilots.

 

[PBRstreetgang]

Heard from a van driver in JAX that a TSA crew and a GJ crew got into a fistfight on the van one time.

Better than a chick fight on Springer!

 

[pgcfii2002]

I love women!

 

[PBRstreetgang]

I don't hate ASA members because they are ALPA. I actually feel sorry for them that they are being brainwashed by the big ALPO machine. ALPO is so desperate to risk sacrificing ASA to be able and say SEE if you have ALPA this is what we can do. It isn't very union like of ALPA to want to sacrifice ASA pilots to further their agendas. Even ASAs own pilots admit ALPA is using them like puppets. If ASA pilots are interested in putting down the koolaid now is the time. There are lots of SkyWest anti-ALPA pilots starting to band together. I think it is time to get a SkyWest-ASA anti-union/ALPA coalition going. Those who want to "burn the place down" need not apply.

Hey
hellonewpigfukker, have a frosty mug of STFU, with your kegerator of SGU kool-aid
POS...
love
PBR

 

[KickItOut]

come on ZA...you didn't go out drinkin' with your colleagues....that would've been GRR-reat!

 

[Mookie]

hellownewman is a moron. He has no idea the benefits that alpa provides,...because he's never been a member. I've been both...sapa member (like anyone is...) and now an alpa member again. trust me, alpa is better off without him as a member. as long as idiots like him speak in public forums, then Alpa may have a chance at skywest.

Mookie

 

[Beaver79]

Just drop a nice fart, always a good ice breaker.

Farts are always great icebreakers....now shi$$ing yourself will thaw the van ride for sure... Fart or shart??