High Tension Van Rides

[chucknorris]

yawn n

 

[ya buoy]

ORD-OMA standup was on avg 3-4 hours at hotel this month, every morning shared a van with ASA, people don't always have to talk in a van, especially when they just slept in their uniform.
nothing personal

 

[Stifler's Mom]

I've been on the OMA bus and didn't say anything to a Southwest crew....

...granted it was because one of their F/As was bragging the whole way to the hotel about how good her blowjobs are. imp: :nuts: :beer:

 

[Frap]

Could be that some in the van didn't feel like talking shop at the end of a 14 hour day which is subsequently leading into reduced "rest".

Could be that some didn't want to innocently trigger the same, tired conversation at how Skeds is screwing over some others in the van--the same others that don't have the 'nads to stand up to the schedulers who are doin' the screwin'.

Could be lots o' things. Why is it an issue?

Yeah, I know we weren't in the van--and most of us know tension when we feel it. But if one is uneasy on a tense van ride, and the tension doesn't escalate, just let it roll off your shoulder and into your $6.50 Corona bar beer.

In the immortal words of Sidney Dean:

Ain't no thing but a chicken wing on a string...

 

[Goose Egg]

What's a high tension van?

-Goose

 

[Tarzan]

What's a high tension van?

-Goose

That is one of the vehicles that you see hanging in the big power lines.

 

[flyboyike]

What's a high tension van?

-Goose

Actually, that would be any van that has high tension leads, which, for those who don't know, is the British term for spark plug wires. Therefore, any van that's not a diesel is a high tension van.

Hope this helps.

 

[Goose Egg]

I was not aware of that.

-Goose

 

[ya buoy]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Goose Egg
What's a high tension van?

-Goose


this gazelle was drivin a van full of cheetahs on cocaine and...........

 

[Richard Gozinya]

to a Southwest crew.... one of their F/As was bragging the whole way to the hotel about how good her blowjobs are. imp: :nuts: :beer:

GOD, I want to fly with those F/A's @ Southwest SSSSOOOOO BBBAAADDDDD. God Bless those ladies.

Dick

 

[Kream926]

i had a high tension van ride one morn after a flight attendant and i got it on

 

[Britpilot]

Just drop a nice fart, always a good ice breaker.

 

[XJ-spartacus]

Nothing fires up the colon like pickled eggs and cabbage. If you really want to gamble, drink some Budweiser the night before. If your looking to really make the other people convulse, use Tequila as a catalyze. You might want to consider wearing protection when you release that one....

-Spartacus

 

[nwa_contrails]

What's a high tension van?
-Goose

That is one of the vehicles that you see hanging in the big power lines.

...but that's not important right now...

 

[zawillif]

No. I've been in vans where everyone was tired and quiet. This was different.