"Great" cockpit talk..

[CA1900]

I like my women like I like my whiskey: 18 years old and mixed up with coke!

 

[crashpad]

Once when we were way high on final Denver tower said:
"Air Shuttle 4236 cleared for re-entry on Rwy 16L".

 

[DX Rick]

Crew Brief : " I got drunker than a skunk last night, keep an eye on me"

Capt to FO : You wanna slow down? FO: Nah, thats what the runway is for.

 

[Sig]

thought it was "...hot and black..."

Unless of course you're Eddie Izzard: Covered in bees.

Or if you're me, which is highly unlikely (something like 1:6e9): Hot and black, with a spoon inside them.

 

[Flyprdu]

<MLG Touchdown>
"Everybody lives."
<NW Touchdown>

 

[CopilotDoug]

FO: Do you smell that???

CA: No...

FO: Don't worry...you will

 

[willNOTfly4free]

Captain to me just before my takeoff: "Make it happen captain"

 

[OK Bud!]

Here goes the autopilot and here comes the awful pilot

 

[ackattacker]

Climb checklist: Give her two dongs in the rear, the way she likes it.



PS Best.... Thread.... Ever....

 

[Soverytired]

"Time to chill the meat"

(max a/c before landing to pre-cool the aircraft for a long, hot taxi where the packs don't work so good)