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FI Geniuses, if you were the head of TSA?

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2. paycuts and pension loss for all TSA screeners

3. drop more bombs in/on Afghanistan - women/children/cats/dogs/goldfish they are all fair game, just like WW2, I don't care kill them all until Osama and his gang are gone. On the way home we can stop off in Korea and then Vietnam and finish off that situation.

4. build giant oil fields in Iraq and Kuwait for US oil only, tell Iraq and Kuwait people to suck it up as they owe us big time

5. tell Saudi Arabia to go F' themselves, not buy oil from them (see number 4) and watch their "kingdom" dissolve back into the desert.

6. tell companies that hide money offshore (GE, EXXON ect.) to evade US taxes that they better fork it up (to lower individual taxes) or get the f' out of this free country that allows them to make money in the first place.

7. foreign students wanting attend college in the US then return to their original countries pay 3X the tuition. Money from this is to be used to send US citizens to college free or at a reduced tuition.

8. tell china to stop flooding the market with cheap labor and stepping all over basic human rights in return for quick expansion. In fact all that money we owe them, guess what, we will call it even. they owe us as it was our money in the first place that allowed then to step out of the stone age 50 years ago on the path to a modern society. Not to mention if it wasn't for the US they would be speaking Japanese.

9. Publicly shoot in the kneecaps all robber baron CEO's that screwed over their company employees while making off with obscene millions.
 
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1. profile

2. paycuts and pension loss for all TSA screeners

3. drop more bombs in/on Afghanistan - women/children/cats/dogs/goldfish they are all fair game, just like WW2, I don't care kill them all until Osama and his gang are gone. On the way home we can stop off in Korea and then Vietnam and finish off that situation.

4. build giant oil fields in Iraq and Kuwait for US oil only, tell Iraq and Kuwait people to suck it up as they owe us big time

5. tell Saudi Arabia to go F' themselves, not buy oil from them (see number 4) and watch their "kingdom" dissolve back into the desert.

6. tell companies that hide money offshore (GE, EXXON ect.) to evade US taxes that they better fork it up (to lower individual taxes) or get the f' out of this free country that allows them to make money in the first place.

7. foreign students wanting attend college in the US then return to their original countries pay 3X the tuition. Money from this is to be used to send US citizens to college free or at a reduced tuition.

8. tell china to stop flooding the market with cheap labor and stepping all over basic human rights in return for quick expansion. In fact all that money we owe them, guess what, we will call it even. they owe us as it was our money in the first place that allowed then to step out of the stone age 50 years ago on the path to a modern society. Not to mention if it wasn't for the US they would be speaking Japanese.

9. Publicly shoot in the kneecaps all robber baron CEO's that screwed over their company employees while making off with obscene millions.
 
If the aclu hasn't come out against the naked pictures and molestation, I have a feeling they couldn't/wouldn't do anything about the profiling.


The ACLU is against the pictures. Fortunately the National Endowment For The Arts is a big supporter of them. Gov't grants for all travellers! :)
 
foreign students wanting attend college in the US then return to their original countries pay 3X the tuition.
That is already the case. Not sure if it is 3 times higher than the "standard" tuition though ... LearLove when are you running for office?
 
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I have a better solution, it is much cheaper and way better than wasting money on these stupid scanners and invasive pat downs. I don't understand why our stupid gov't has to look high tech when there has always been a low tech solution to detecting a hidden explosive. The gov't could have spent the money on training explosive material sniffing dogs and deploy them at the security lines. They can detect explosives from miles away, and even hidden places, heck the military has been using dogs for that kind of work for years, makes perfect sense to use them at the airports for the same purpose. You place them right at the security point entrance, if they don't sense anything, then you proceed to the metal detector as usual, way better solution and less expensive, plus no patdowns, problem solved......

This is exactly what should be done!!! Great point
 

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