Feces in hotel rooms

[JJET44]

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed.

That too was a me. I usually can get them to reach from side to side. I leave them for house keeping insted of a buck or two.

 

[JJET44]

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When he was leaving his room the next day, he saw a pile o remains just outside of his door.

And that too.

 

[Stifler's Mom]

Have we learned nothing?

If you're going to crap yourself, you tuck your pants into your socks.


Amateurs. :laugh:

Reading this statement mkaes me believe you are speaking form experience. How else could you come up with a great answer like this?