Feces in hotel rooms

[Hugh Johnson]

I didn't need the hairy steamer mental picture, thanks.

 

[14RF SUX]

Did it look like a corn-backed trout?

 

[skypine69]

i'm hungry.

 

[flyboyzz1]

My bathroom in Indy had blood stains on the floor and areas where the wallpaper had been cut from the wall. Could only guess they had blood on them as well. Tried goin to sleep but kept on thinking about the poor fool who was shot in my bathroom...got a new room

 

[Flyer1015]

i walked into a room once and went to take a leak as i usually do first thing, and i lifted the lid and there was a giant turd in the toilet. i mean this thing fu#%ing HUGE. I have to say i was somewhat impressed. I asked the frontdesk to let the housekeepers know that they should flush the toilet as part of their cleaning duties. i should of taken a picture of this thing....huge i tell ya, huge!

I have a feeling you'll like this website...

http://www.ratemypoo.com/

uke:

 

[Baze]

Flyer1015 beat me to it.

Speaking of poo, it's not necessarily limited to your hotel room.

Anyone ever heard of the "Candlewood Crapper"?

 

[MALSR]

One little trick one of our F/A taught me a while ago.. take the plastic ice bag and stick the TV remote in it. One small tactic in the fight against poop and jizz..

Brilliant

 

[7dustfan]

I grab about 6 sterile wipes before I get off the plane on my overnight...use them to wipe hotel room TV remote, phone, etc....

 

[belchfire]

I remember a time after a few beers and some loaded chile nachos that I woke myself up farting in RDU...damn good thing that the window was open on that lovely spring night or I would have gassed myself-my buttcheeks had windburn!

Having shared that and in full knowedge that I am probably in a room that has been shared by some other disgusting crewmember and their prostitute you just have to accept that if there aren't too many pubes stuck to whatever you touch you might be safe!

 

[AGuyThatFlys]

Flyer1015 beat me to it.

Speaking of poo, it's not necessarily limited to your hotel room.

Anyone ever heard of the "Candlewood Crapper"?

Baze, I was waiting for someone to mention the "Candlewood Crapper"!!

Heard of him?! I was in the Candlewood the night of the incident. I talked to the people who found the "remains." The Crapper was a new-hire (Brasilia) in the class ahead of me. Dave F. called him into his office and fired him.

So, you spend your off time finding sites like www.ratemypoo.com?

 

[Turtlesfly]

According to the book "Fast Food Nation" (which I recommend to anybody - it is an amazing expose of the food industry and what crap you put in your mouth) . . . there is also more &hit in the average kitchen sink than on the toilet seat. It says you'd be better off eating off your toilet seat than something that fell in your sink. Reasoning is that there are so many bacteria in uncooked meat that gets opened and cut in the sink.

So it's pretty much everywhere.

 

[MALSR]

Make sure to observe the "Best" and "Top 20" categories on www.ratemypoo.com

 

[hopalong]

I thought my wife was a germaphobe when she'd spray down everything w/ lysol when we vacation, but after reading all this, I'll be packing a can and take my own cups to drink from. Nasty stuff.

 

[Baze]

Baze, I was waiting for someone to mention the "Candlewood Crapper"!!

Heard of him?! I was in the Candlewood the night of the incident. I talked to the people who found the "remains." The Crapper was a new-hire (Brasilia) in the class ahead of me. Dave F. called him into his office and fired him.

So, you spend your off time finding sites like www.ratemypoo.com?

A friend of mine was staying in the Candlewood for his recurrent on the night of the incident. He said that the Crapper knocked on his door in the wee hours of the morning. My friend went back to sleep.

When he was leaving his room the next day, he saw a pile o remains just outside of his door.

As for spending my off time on ratemypoo.com, the answer would have to be no. I went to that site one time and it was one time too many.

 

[Princedietrich]

Ok, y'all have me curious about this Candlewood Crapper. Is this just some guy that likes to leave Cleaveland Steamers in front of other people's doors or what?

 

[Baze]

Ok, y'all have me curious about this Candlewood Crapper. Is this just some guy that likes to leave Cleaveland Steamers in front of other people's doors or what?

This either happened in early 2005 or 2006.

He was a new-hire. After passing the final, he and a bunch of his classmates went and got absolutely plastered.

He somehow made it back to the Candlewood, probably with the help of some of his classmates. He was somehow left in the hallway on his floor.

He couldn't find his room and apparently he really had to use the facilities. He made an effort by going around and banging on other guests' doors, but nobody was in the mood to answer that night/morning.

The poor guy couldn't hold it and eventually went in his pants. The evidence was on the floor and the walls of the hallway.

He was promptly fired after the incident.

That's the version I've heard.

 

[Amish RakeFight]

That story's too much.

I sorta feel bad he couldn't control his bowel movements, but it's not that difficult.

 

[Baze]

That story's too much.

I sorta feel bad he couldn't control his bowel movements, but it's not that difficult.

It's probably quite difficult if you have a lot of alcohol in your system. Plus, he may have eaten something nasty for dinner... who knows?

On the one hand, I feel bad for him because of what he had to go through that night.

OTOH, I question his judgment... having a couple of celebratory drinks after passing your final is fine. Getting so drunk that you can't find your room is not very smart.

 

[CA1900]

Have we learned nothing?

If you're going to crap yourself, you tuck your pants into your socks.


Amateurs. :laugh:

 

[JJET44]

According to the November issue of Men's Health magazine there's more fecal matter on the thermostat dial, phone, and tv remote then in the bathroom. Source: Chuck Gerba, Ph.D., professor of microbilogy, University of Arizona.

Sorry that's me.
I usually use the remote and phone to scratch my nuts.