"Family Guy" and flying

[cforst513]

holy crap!!!! Quagmire is an airline pilot!!!! finally, something to live up to in this industry!

 

[Kream926]

you just found that out?

thats the whole reason i got into flying

 

[Occam's Razor]

holy crap!!!! Quagmire is an airline pilot!!!! finally, something to live up to in this industry!

I just flew a 3-day with him. He's got some wicked gas...

Told me he was interviewing for the Chief Pilot job.

 

[Sgt. Hartman]

OOHH RIGHT!!!!!

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Auctioner: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
Auctioner: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty-five bucks.
Auctioner: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks.
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[Quagmire sees a cheerleader tied up in a bathroom stall]
Quagmire: Dear diary: Jackpot.
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Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first.
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!
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Brain: Ugh, I can't beileve you're serving a three year sentance, it seems so harsh.
Lois: Well, the only upside is that it's given me time to think about why I ended up in here. I guess I was stealin' because I was so sick of the same old routine. I felt like I had a void in my life, like, like, there was a secret hole in me...
Quagmire: Oh God!
Lois:...and I was tryin' to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects, and things...
Quagmire: Oh God!!!
Lois: ...and I felt wonderful with all those things fillin' that hole.
Quagmire: Oh God!!!!!!
Lois: I did this to myself, so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson.
Quagmire: That one is also sexual.
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Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh God. Oh my God. I've got all these magazines. Oh God.
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Brooke: Quagmire, will you accept this rose?
Quagmire: Really? After I drugged you and had sex with your unconscious body?
Brooke: What?
Quagmire: Yes.
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Quagmire: Fat chicks need love too...they just have to PAY!

Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
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Quagmire: Here's to the Drunken Clam, where they don't ask for proof of ID and neither do I.
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Quagmire (runs outside in a robe): Hey guys, what's going on? I was just jerki ... ed out of a deep sleep.
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Quagmire: You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

 

[bigD]

LMAO!

"Where there's a plane, there's a pilot! And where there's a pilot, there's a BAR!"

 

[Flying Illini]

Giggidy, giggidy, giggigy!

My favorite is when he's in the ladies room looking down into the stall that Lois is in (he's spread eagled, holding himself up by the ceiling). All you keep hearing is "giggidy" in the distance like he's stalking his prey. Then he breaks down, "Go already!!" or something like that, and that's when the neighborhood get's down on him.

 

[cforst513]

what about the episode with the "Who's the Boss" float? when Quagmire's outside and the female social worker walks up to him:

hey!! get the hell off my la-- well, hello, lips, legs, breast and ass!!!

 

[Dash8]

thats our quagmire!

 

[bigD]

http://familyguy.armygrade.com/media/Audio/Whyareyoustillhere.mp3

 

[cforst513]

www.spooner-street.com

 

[captdippe']

hey i don't want to sound like a jackass but which one is Quagmire and what airline and equipment is he operating?

 

[Kream926]

i think he flies an L-10 for eastern

j/k


the best is when cleveland is chasing him through his house and beds pop out of every where......O!!

 

[viper548]

I heard he works for net jets and goes through ATL on his commutes.

 

[cforst513]

hey i don't want to sound like a jackass but which one is Quagmire and what airline and equipment is he operating?

he's the sexhound that goes "gigitty, gigitty, gigitty" all the time. no idea what airline he flies for.

 

[cforst513]

i've watched about 15 episodes since yesterday, and seriously, every other line is worthy of quoting!!! i love this show! when does the new season start?

Tom Tucker: Next up, stay tuned to our special investigative report on the clitoris: nature's rubix cube

 

[Floyd R. Turbo]

he's the sexhound that goes "gigitty, gigitty, gigitty" all the time. no idea what airline he flies for.

ok, I'll say it. Anyone know his pay and QOL?



Insert your favorite Stewie Quote here.......

 

[Dash8]

what ever airline it is, they go to thailand!

 

[Dash8]

ok, I'll say it. Anyone know his pay and QOL?



Insert your favorite Stewie Quote here.......

obviously better than yours, or mine...

or anyones for that matter

 

[Corona]

i've watched about 15 episodes since yesterday, and seriously, every other line is worthy of quoting!!! i love this show! when does the new season start?

Man, cforst, where you been? The new Family Guy season runs in the off-season. It started back in June or something. The new episodes have been [mostly] great. Sundays @2100 on Fox.

C

 

[viper548]

i've watched about 15 episodes since yesterday, and seriously, every other line is worthy of quoting!!! i love this show! when does the new season start?

Tom Tucker: Next up, stay tuned to our special investigative report on the clitoris: nature's rubix cube

support the cause and buy seasons 1-3 on dvd. Family guy had been cancelled, but brought back in May because of overwhelming dvd sales.

 

[cforst513]

corona, i dunno, but i NEVER seem to be in front of the tv on sunday nights for simpsons, american dad, or family guy. i know, i know, i suck. i'm currently in the process of getting all of the new and old episodes.

hey, can you hook up a computer to your TiVo recorder to download the programs? i don't have TiVo, but my bro does and he has no idea.

 

[Flying Illini]

Tom Tucker: Look, I'm turning down the thermostat! Coming up, Diane's nipples!

 

[FN FAL]

ok, I'll say it. Anyone know his pay and QOL?

the best is when cleveland is chasing him through his house and beds pop out of every where......O!!

It must be pretty good...

 

[Geronimo4497]

Spoonerstreet was a perfect palce to find a new avatar!


"Your death shall be quick and painless........"






"Allllllright..........................."

 

[Kream926]

new season starts sept 11


best stewie quote........"Victory is mine!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Corona]

corona, i dunno, but i NEVER seem to be in front of the tv on sunday nights for simpsons, american dad, or family guy. i know, i know, i suck. i'm currently in the process of getting all of the new and old episodes.

hey, can you hook up a computer to your TiVo recorder to download the programs? i don't have TiVo, but my bro does and he has no idea.

I hear ya. I usually don't remember to watch on Sunday either, so I've got the VCR set to record the Sunday night lineup.

TiVo? Ha Ha, yeah, right...that's definitely on my "delayed purchase" list for the time being. 'Fraid I can't help you on the computer interface. Seems like it would be possible, TiVo being just a hard drive.

C

 

[bluesky421]

After the deed...
Quagmires Woman: "Quagmire, what do you do for a living?"

Quagmire: "Hey! I have a question for you too. Why are you still here?"

 

[Icelandair]

Quagmire must be pretty senior and have a lot of days off because he is always around on episodes.

 

[Jepp2Jet]

http://ds1.thatvideosite.com/core/528/Quagmire.wmv

 

[Dash8]

"its conjugal visit day, ya know i love doin a woman in the can. OH! giggity giggity goo!"

roflmao

funny on multiple levels