Passports
The passport process usually takes a long time, the US cogs of government move slowly. However, if you live near a large metropolitan area, SF., LAX, Chicago, NY etc. look in the government section of your telephone book and look for State Dept, Passport Office. They might be able to expidite the process. Be aware of what you need and have all of the necessary parts, application, photo, birth certificate and possibly social security etc. Good luck and save some beer for me.