Do pilot's really get more chicks??!!

[FN FAL]

Cops and firemen get more poontang than pilots do.

 

[Flyin Tony]

As in I'm an ATC. People think were all stressed out drunks who beat their wives.

Hey now, I know a airline pilot that beat the sh!t ut of his wife and kid. They probley needed it tho

 

[FN FAL]

Hey now, I know a airline pilot that beat the sh!t ut of his wife and kid. They probley needed it tho

Then there was that AVRO Captain from XJ, Lonnie Crabtree. He was on his way to meet a chick, but fate was the hunter that day.

 

[jbDC9]

A woman calls 911 and says "There's a naked pilot on my back porch trying to get in, please send the police!" The dispatcher says "OK, they're on their way... but I'm curious, if he's naked, how do you know he's a pilot?" "Simple, he's got a big watch, a small unit, and he's trying to cash a check"

I've heard this one, but with an ever so slightly different twist to it...

A woman calls 911 and says "There's a naked pilot hanging around my front yard, please send the police!" The dispatcher says "OK, they're on their way... but I'm curious, if he's naked, how do you know he's a pilot?" "Simple, he's got a big watch, a small d!ck, and he just stole my newspaper."

Now I can relate to that! Happiness is a free newspaper... preferably with a virgin crossword puzzle to keep the captain happy.

 

[Metro752]

I've seen guys come into FBO's, and grab two USA Todays when a Chicago Tribune is sitting right next to it. Pyschos

 

[DC4boy]

Cops and firemen get more poontang than pilots do.

What about Firemen Pilots???

 

[FN FAL]

What about Firemen Pilots???

Yea, they probably have their groupies too.

 

[satpak77]

Tell your brown buddy to bid or jumpseat down to South America and hang out. That will solve his "blue" problem real quick.

If that guy

1) speaks half-azz spanish to the girls,
2) takes a bath within 24 hours before hitting on them,
3) is actually respectful towards them,
4) takes them to dinner at least one time and shows interest in their conversation;
5) wears Brute, Old Spice or gets really fancy and puts on high dollar colonge

he will need ice packs for his former blue problem due to soreness after extended usage

 

[LewisU_Pilot]

I usually tell girls I am learning to become a bus driver.

Actually, I drop the pilot card just as much as every other pilot. Hey if it helps me get laid than so be it. Just dont tell the GF I said that.

 

[urflyingme?!]

Who here when drunk has just plunked it out and laid it on the table to see what they say?

 

[urflyingme?!]

The certificate that is....

 

[Negative Prist]

this one girl at starbucks said to me "oh.... you go to spartan..." in a rather disappointed voice.

In 1988 I went to a party at a friend's apt in Broken Arrow and told this girl I was going to Spartan. She said, "The welding school?"

 

[TurboS7]

Now days pilots all have short layovers, so we have to work hard and work fast.

 

[yzf6]

it can help sometimes, but most everyone ive met who thinks their pilots license will get them laid needs alot more help than their license will give them. leykis 101 is a good start.

 

[cforst513]

Then there was that AVRO Captain from XJ, Lonnie Crabtree. He was on his way to meet a chick, but fate was the hunter that day.

FNFAL, i don't get it. what's the story behind this?