Diarrhea in a freighter?

[blingair]

You can get a lot more than a lap dance here for $50.00...uh...that's what I've heard anyway.

...what would your life partner say?

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

got my supply of AD this afternoon after nearly having an incident coming in to RHI on the backside of a "standup" I prayed to the gods and evidently they were listening. Had to walk in to the terminal and almost didnt make it. I felt like Loyd in dumb and dumber

 

[Dumbluck]

This comes a frieght outfit overnighting in Turkey, the FE and Capt had the same thing for dinner. the next day, they had a flight to somewhere in Africa then upto Leige, Belgium. On the trip to Leige it hit them both. the each had a garbage bag to puke in and took turns on the john. when they landed they somehow got to the hotel where a doctor was waiting for them. they were stuck there for four days so sick that they couldn't even commercial out.

 

[cforst513]

I felt like Loyd in dumb and dumber

it was actually Harry, not Lloyd. To-MAY-toe, To-MAH-toe, whatever!!! that's a classic movie, though

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

I stand corrected... it was Harry, I thought so after I had made the post. Whatever the matter... I felt like a$$. I usually don't care for public restrooms but i made an exception this time!

 

[Dumbluck]

can i get a bump, bump

 

[starcheckdriver]

Here's a bump, bump. Come on....there have to be some recent poop stories!

 

[EX_CV580FR8Dawg]

my buddy that is now at FEX once had to use a large buger king cup to drop the deuce.

 

[Juan Trippe]

Whoa!

You have a lav? Alls I got is a bucket...lucky!

We've got buckets now??? Why am I always the last to hear?!

Might test my luck this week with a visit to Taco Bueno. It's always good to challenge yourself.

 

[Groundpounder]

Well, this isn't exactly a poop story, but its close.

I was on one of my first trips working for my present employer, and we were in GNV while the boss was at the Gators game. Me and the other pilot are poking around looking at the FINE women walking around, and we decide to get a smoothie. I think he wanted to go there because of the quality of the employees, but thats not the point. I get some sort of fruit combo, and they used plenty of real fruit in it. Well, about 1.5 hours later, I'm sitting in the airplane doing my preflight stuff, and felt the need to blow off a little steam, if you know what I mean. I let it go, and OMG it was one of the most foul things to exit my body in a long time. I was by myself, but I was sitting in a rather small plane, and it was about 85 and humid out, without a breeze. Thank God the boss was slow getting back, by the time he got there the smell had vanished.

 

[insomniac99]

I almost blasted into a pizza box the other night. It was a close one

 

[CaptainMark]

funny story...flying a LR-35 full of bankckecks from BKL to ATL..coplilot has a stomach problem..goes in the back and dumps in a bag of checks..we land long..he opens the door and throws the bag out and it wraps around the left gear (unknowing) taxi in and we get out..kid who unloads the planes runs up and says " hey you guys..this bag fell out of the plane " he holds it up and it ruptures all over him (probably brake heat put a hole in the plastic)..it was ugly

 

[Lostdog65]

In a Baron, over a fire, in Arizona. About 2 hours into a 3 hour shift. No tankers and I gotta pee...like right now. Find the water bottle that's still full. Depressurize the plane (I'm at like 10K), open the tiny window and empty the bottle. Autopilot on (keep reaching up to turn heading bug so as to stay over the fire), unzip the Nomex, drop trou and...couldn't go. Took a couple of turns to get started then nearly couldn't stop as the Aquafina bottle filled to the top. Finally pinched it off.

Now what? I've got a bottle full of pee and I still need to go. Thought about pouring it out the window but knew it streak all over the side of one of the USFS's finest red and white Baron. That and I was giving the plane to another pilot (Lead 5-9) in about 2 hours. Finally held it as the tanker showed up and had to go back to work.

Got back to Mesa and showed Lead 5-9 what he nearly had to clean off the side of the plane. He laughed.

Flying freight outta OAK to MYV. Over Travis had the urge. Nothing to urge in cept my hat. Took it off, positioned it over the fuel selectors between the seats and proceeded to drop trou. About then, Travis advises me of a KC-135 coming off the base right at me, contact Sac Appch, have a nice day. Pinched it in and ran high power to MYV. Stopped, got out, told UPS guy to go ahead and unload, ran to the FBO only to find the one-holer men's room occupied.

Ladies room was open. Woman banged on the door as I remained quiet. When I left...the smell was wilting the leaves on the tree outside the small window but damn...I felt much better.

Eric

 

[Lostdog65]

Juanita's must not be as potent as LaPinuata

La Pinata in OAK/Alameda! Brings back memories of late nights fr8dawgin', eatin' the big burrito, sleepin' in the back of a 402 then stinkin' out KaiserAir's john at 5:15 in the morning...

Ahh...the good old days!

Eric

 

[NorthShore]

Only one good time to get Diarrhea.


When you cell mate makes his move.

 

[Mr Biggelsworth]

You all need to go to this site and read this article..... this guy is my hero. And he introduced me to my new girl, the 1999 Miss Chernobyl. A'int she pretty????
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Oh yeah, it reminded me of the reason this thread was posted.

 

[SpatialD]

You all need to go to this site and read this article..... this guy is my hero. And he introduced me to my new girl, the 1999 Miss Chernobyl. A'int she pretty????
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Oh yeah, it reminded me of the reason this thread was posted.

uke:​

Yes, the puke reflex is pretty strong - I came close myself. Well, my drink came out of my nose anyway because I was laughing so hard. It's a terrible, shameful thing - but the way he tells it... priceless.

 

[ATRCAPT]

This whole freakin' industry makes me have to take a dump...

 

[LowlyPropCapt]

You all need to go to this site and read this article..... this guy is my hero. And he introduced me to my new girl, the 1999 Miss Chernobyl. A'int she pretty????
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Oh yeah, it reminded me of the reason this thread was posted.

I used to think I was one of the most helpless sickos alive... Now I know better.

Thank you!

That was very funny sh*t... Pun intended!

 

[usav8r]

You all need to go to this site and read this article..... this guy is my hero. And he introduced me to my new girl, the 1999 Miss Chernobyl. A'int she pretty????
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278

Oh yeah, it reminded me of the reason this thread was posted.

Thanks for the best laugh I have had in years! Tears were flowing!